Farmers

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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The Farmers

You, the farmers,
When the shields go down,
Strut 'round the map wearing
Achilles like a crown.
Spawning in Phaetons,
There’s kills to be had,
But the other team’s hiding
On their Pelican pad.

You, the farmers,
Each BR-spamming goon,
You make the crop team
Want to hide on the moon.
If they could, they couldn’t
You’d just snipe them down.
They try to escape,
But just get shot down.

You, the farmers,
With your Scorpion horde,
Too close enough to nuke us,
Too far for us to board.
You storm into the core room,
Just to wipe out the Reds,
The core untouched,
You bash in our heads.

We, the farmed,
Sit there by the core,
Waiting for death,
It is quite a bore.
But the ONI Scout Warthog,
Loyal and true,
Will lead us to safety…

So we can farm you.

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Nice, but ONI Scout hog isn’t the solution unfortunately xD

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Two hits from a scorpion, good chance of escape then hide at their core #FarmTheFarmers#EscapeTheFarm#ONIScoutFTW

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> Nice, but ONI Scout hog isn’t the solution unfortunately xD

It really is ,it is a resilient and a splattering machine :)w

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> Nice, but ONI Scout hog isn’t the solution unfortunately xD

The ONI Scout Hog is <em>always*</em> the solution!

(* not including 99% of possible situations)

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Lol I like the rally scout hog better, it is very stylish

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> Lol I like the rally scout hog better, it is very stylish

It’s faster too, and at the end of the day, all you need is speed and power.

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Nice poem.

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An ode of old.

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#ThemFarmersBeHating

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> #ThemFarmersBeHateing

Of all people, I would expect you to spell things correctly.
#FarmorsCarntSpel

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> > 2535406767508659;10:
> > #ThemFarmersBeHateing
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> Of all people, I would expect you to spell things correctly.
> #FarmorsCarntSpel

I will get my ONI hog to splatter you #Brutal#MarkOfTheHog#EndOfTheYou#It’sAllFunAndGames#Thomas#DrivenOfACliff

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Beautiful. Just beautiful. If I was a English professor, you would most definitely get a A+

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Another Haiku!? We should start a Halo Poetry Reading Contest - I bet the MC wins lol.

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#FarmerIsTheCringiestTerm