I thought it would be fun to compile a list of facts about Master Chief. I’ve listed a few of my favorites below. Feel free to add your own!
• Master Chief doesn’t lose consciousness when he goes into Cryosleep. He’s merely killing Elites with his thoughts.
• Reach wasn’t destroyed by the Covenant. It committed suicide when Master Chief left.
• Master Chief doesn’t catch flipped coins. They redirect themselves to his hand.
• Master Chief once stared at a star. A blackhole was born.
• Master Chief doesn’t travel through slip space. The galaxy just shifts to be where he wants it.
• Master Chief doesn’t have a last name because he ate it.
• Master Chief has never crashed onto a planet’s surface. The planet moved in order to catch Master Chief.
• The Covenant labeling Master Chief as “Demon” was a mistranslation. The word they use is actually, “God.”
• The Forerunners didn’t disappear unexpectedly. It was according to Master Chief’s plan.
• Chuck Norris once fought Master Chief. 3 days later, Chuck Norris grew a uterus.
• Master Chief destroys Covenant Assault Carriers simply by landing on them. The bombs are just for show. (Inspired by AssassinT28)
• Master Chief is not the new Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the old Master Chief. (Inspired by Scarface3000)
• Master Chief doesn’t use toilets. His poop is afraid to leave. (Inspired by Pink Punnisher)
• Master Chief once inhaled and spat out a Flood Spore. Hours later, it became Barbara Streisand. (Inspired by CaptianAntiles)
• The Covenant didn’t invent Active Camoflauge to give their troops an advantage in battle. They invented it to hide from Master Chief. (Contributed by adsin15)
• Master Chief’s Rice Krispies don’t Snap, Crackle and Pop, they shut the -Yoink!- up. (Contributed by iRECLAIM3R)
• Humans were running from the Flood, the Flood was running from Master Chief. (Contributed by Whytblaze)
• The warthog Master Chief and the Arbiter rode at the end of Halo 3 was missing an engine and 3 wheels, it ran anyway out of fear. (Contributed by Whytblaze)
