Exploding controller (fun thread)

I propose a new game mechanic for 343 and Microsoft. Include a small amount of explosive in every controller. Not enough to injure anyone mind you, just enough to break the controller. Then, when someone does something stupid, it detonates!

What do you guys think should be a trigger? I’m going to go with this: if someone picks up the sniper, and then immediately climbs into a mantis…pow! Then a screen message comes on saying “your controller has disconnected, please reconnect it, or go read a book, maybe you will learn to be less of a moron.”

Ok, now your turn. Say shotgun camping if you can’t think of anything else, but do try to be more creative.

When a person with a shotgun gets meleed to death.
Im sorry you have failed at shooting. Please learn how to shoot in one of these fine books.

When your friend takes the rockets the sniper and the banshee in dominion and immediately gets lasered.

When a person picks up a Speed Boost and then proceeds to camp on a rock with a DMR.

Here’s another one. Using active camo while zoomed in with the binary rifle.

Anyone who grabs a power weapon and immediately jumps off the side of the map. For some reason, I’ve seen this a lot on Solace recently.

or

Walking full speed with Active Campo on, and sending me rage messages accusing me of cheating when I kill them.

When someone throws a sticky nade but it ends up bouncing off a wall and sticking on you.

When a sniper with 10 bullets left steals the sniper for more ammo