Have you ever thought Halo infinite’s PvP was to easy? Realized you can 360 no scope everyone on the enemy team in a normal game? Wish there was a hard mode?
Well do we have a solution for you. Cat ears for only 10 dollars you can equip these metal ears to your spartan and make yourself a target for every tryhard on the server. Want to fight 3v1s on a regular, cat ears. Want to distract the enemy while your allies carry the odd ball, CAT EARS. Want to watch someone with no life get angry after failing to 360 no scope you 4 times and getting ninja’ed. CAT EARS.
Warning: equipping cat ears may result in slight weeb or furry points of view, not responsible for obsessive amounts of t-bagging that results from equipping cat ears.
Cat ears are in no way shape or form responsible for your financial decisions. And at the least they are not mister Chief for 20 dollars.
Disclamer: this topic is a meme, anyone seen taking it seriously will be laughed it.
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My matches have been a bit more eventful since I equipped these ears. One of my recent matches had my KD be 24-2.
So obviously the Cat Ears make me a target, but the enemy is so under-coordinated that I often come out on top.
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Hahahaha it’s true. I will always immediately change my focus to paypigs with cat ears!
You got me… -Yoink!-. Don’t use my wrath against me.
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But it is fun to do that.
Well this died rather quickly.
Are you saying that 343 put something with an actual gameplay modifier in the store?
No, I am saying players psychology causes it.
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So the item has psychic power to change the mind of people you are fighting against?
it sounds like it was well worth the $10.
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It’s unfortunate for the people on my team with cat ears. I’ll play to win, but I will by no means cover you. If it’s ranked, I let it go but any other mode? Any and all cat ears are dead to me.
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Cats like to jump a lot. The snipers get upset when they miss the shot.
What do you do when someone has those ears on your team? To be honest it’s often the guy who performs the worst. No debate.
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It has an effect. I t-bag everybody wearing that horrible item, be it an ally or enemy.
Ironic that the guy with an anime character icon is saying this, lol.
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What does anime have to do with the cat ears?
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Anime is the origin of the cat ears.
It’s an anime dude with human ears not animal ears of any kind
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It is also a f3tish for those that are furries. Still dont see the relevance of that information. I just tbag them because they are idjits spending money on stupid sh*t like that
He’s referencing how many anime girls have cat ears, heck, your PfP anime has the trap with cat ears in it.
It applies to both weebs AND furries.
And I make that joke in the main post as well, Think kaudo is just trolling though.
If not I get to laugh at them.
Whose pfp? You are being unclear. Mine has no cat ears, maybe horns.
Also if the cat ears had been sold separately instead of in a bundle, I would have bought and equipped them because they look funny. Is that a problem for anyone here?