Elite Poetry

this is actually in the game…

"Erase previous recording, begin new recording.
Clears throat
I saw you standing at your ship,
armored hand on armored hip.
Both my hearts began to pound,
so lovely was what i found.
I love your brightly shining armor,
human named “Commander Palmer.”
I wish that we—

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, GRUNT?
WHA-WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING AT!?
I WILL TEAR OFF YOUR ARMS!"

yep…

ingame… Mission 9

Mission intel nearish the pelican, on a ledge, near one of the more intact statues, on the ruins above it…

someone has posted a video… Halo 5: Elite Poetry for... Sara Palmer... WTF! - YouTube to skip past the annoying talking beforehand…

Ooooooh wow. I can actually feel the embarrassment of the Elite finding out a Grunt was listening in. I feel for him. I really do.

Lol, I really want to find all the Intel in the Campaign to hear more stuff like this!

Poor Elite, having an Grunt listen in…

If 343i doesn’t give us playable Elites they best give us a side game where you play as Elites through the Sangheli Civil War and you either play as the “Love Struck Elite” or have him as like part of the squad like in Halo 5. I would hope that they do it and call it something like Halo 5: Elites, it could be like your the as fore-mentioned Elite Squad and you go from planet to planet on missions and you kinda wound up heading to Sanghelios to fight with the Arbiter in the city and in a cut scene you see the “Love Struck Elite” and his encounter with his secret crush or what have you. -^u^-

Lol I would be laughing with that grunt

I remember when I first found this. Gave me a good laugh.

Best of luck to this poet.

I roflol’d so loud at this

Oh man, I guess xenophiles have to exist among the Elites too xD Given the Elites culture, I cant even begin to imagine how ashamed he must have been when the grunt heard!

nothing wrong with a little inter species attraction :stuck_out_tongue:

kinda reminds me of this: Gay Elite Halo 2 Anniversary - YouTube