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would you do her?
If Cortana is a digital flash clone of Halsey’s younger self then yeah… in a heartbeat.
Edit: We are talking about her younger Halsey self aren’t we? Before ONI corrupted her?
> If Cortana is a digital flash clone of Halsey’s younger self then yeah… in a heartbeat.
but your not doing the younger her, your doing her now…
> > If Cortana is a digital flash clone of Halsey’s younger self then yeah… in a heartbeat.
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> but your not doing the younger her, your doing her now…
Ewwwww…
Edit: Actually you couldn’t do either… she’s not been born yet! lol
> would you do her?
for spartan steroids heck yes!
Hmmm… WEEEEEELLLLL it depends.
But… maybe.
> > would you do her?
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> for spartan steroids heck yes!
spartan steroids?? I thought they used adrenals or watevas to get buff.
I get the feeling that even if you did manage to score with Halsey, she’d be judging your performance every step of the way. And even if you were, for a better word, a pro at it, she’d probably still be like “B- at best”.
> I get the feeling that even if you did manage to score with Halsey, she’d be judging your performance every step of the way. And even if you were, for a better word, a pro at it, she’d probably still be like “B- at best”.
Then I would do some extra credit to make sure I get an “A” ; )
> I get the feeling that even if you did manage to score with Halsey, she’d be judging your performance every step of the way. And even if you were, for a better word, a pro at it, she’d probably still be like “B- at best”.
Cptn Jacob Keyes already had Halsey… Their Daughter Miranda Keyes
Related: Cortana is a total babe in H4.
In her younger days maybe.
> > I get the feeling that even if you did manage to score with Halsey, she’d be judging your performance every step of the way. And even if you were, for a better word, a pro at it, she’d probably still be like “B- at best”.
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> Cptn Jacob Keyes already had Halsey… Their Daughter Miranda Keyes
Hmm I had forgotten about this, so maybe you would possibly be getting sloppy seconds, well that can be a turn on for some 
MAC cannon charging… 98%!
> MAC cannon charging… 98%!
lol gross.
Wait for it, I’ve got a better one.
“Gun it, chief! Straight into the hangar!”
Halsey? Hmm she seems like she would be a freak so yeah, plus I have a thing for obnoxious chicks
Cortana though, All day errday
> Wait for it, I’ve got a better one.
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> “Gun it, chief! Straight into the hangar!”
O wow, that was a good one.
This is hardly an appropriate topic of discussion.