This seems like as good a place as any to voice my thoughts on Halo 4. I agree with the original poster that the “don’t like it, don’t play it” response to criticism is useless. I don’t have any hope that 343 (which I’ll use as a substitute for profanity below) will “fix” Halo 4. But maybe they’ll work a little harder on Halo 5. Anyway, here goes:
Aim assist sucks! I hate it, and have since the first Halo. If I wanted to aim at the grunt that just walked in front of the elite I was trying to snipe, I would have done it myself. Why the 343 can’t I turn that off? I’m not sure, but hasn’t there always been an option to turn that useless 343 off? 343 you, 343!
Lag. Holy 343, it’s unbelievable! What the 343 have 343 been doing?
Master Chief is faceless. You 343holes showed his face! What the 343 were you thinking?
Thank you for getting rid of the drones. But I actually liked working with elites and having separate characters for player 1 and 2 in Halo 3. And you never explained why we were fighting elites again. Were they simply religious extremists, or is it the whole group again? Seriously, Chief now acts like a person, for some reason known only to 343, but isn’t curious in the least about that? And neither is Cortana?
4-player co-op on campaign is nice. Don’t know if this is the first Halo to offer it, but I like it.
Spartan Ops is OK. Since it’s a bonus, I’m not going to nitpick… except to say, “343 you, you mother343ers!” You 343holes had a 343ing watcher UNDER the 343ing map! I couldn’t complete that chapter because of that! (Episode 2, chapter 1) I do like being able to use my Spartan in a campaign-style game.
(Oh, my buddy expressed similar feelings about the same 343ing thing happening to him on that level.)
By the end of the game, I hated Cortana. No, that’s not right. I 343ING HATED Cortana! Holy 343! She got seriously annoying in this game. Which carried on the theme from Halo 3, with those flashbacks that interrupted the game.
Checkpoints. Good 343ing God, it’s not like these are a new concept. Here are some hints: after a bunch of bad343 mother343ers, before the next big scary 343hole comes along, let me have a checkpoint. After something time-consuming but not all that difficult that you know I’m not going to want to have to do again and again just because you had to have the extra dozen bad guys in the room after it, give me a checkpoint. AFTER Cortana says something you know I don’t want to hear over and over and over and over and over, rather than right before that.
Humans? The great enemy was humans? Whose fault was that? Is that even 343’s fault? If so, 343 you, 343!
You showed me the Forerunners, who call themselves Forerunners? Some mysteries are better as mysteries. And yes, I know he was speaking with human language and used the human word for them.
What else? Hmm… why didn’t I get credit for the Fully Automated challenge until the next day?
Why is the gauss-hog unanswered on Exile’s Big Team Infinity Slayer? Balance it! Need proof of it being broken? I’m sure there are plenty of videos on youtube. Give red team one too.
I miss playing custom games. Why not give us a matchmaking option for custom games? Surely there would be some people willing to take a chance and try a random custom game that someone sets up and opens for whoever comes. And give me back the kill in order option!
Oh, how could I forget?! 343 you, 343! That comes from me and a LOT of other people, too. Where the 343 is 343ing King of the Hill? You consolidated two slayers (pro and standard) into just one, so the slot’s freed up, bring back KOTH. It’s bull343 to make it so it’s impossible for my buddy who doesn’t have anymore to spend on the map pass after paying for a year of Live to play this game. I should be able to play KOTH with him. He works in a gaming store, BTW. A lot of gaming store employees probably play your game. Plus they listen to gamers who are shopping in their stores. Is it good to have them 343ed off at you and telling customers how much you suck? Not a huge dent in your bottom line, but every little bit, right?
Sorry for making this post so long, but I’m still annoyed by this game failing to live up to its potential.