Does Master Chief wear Boxers or Briefs?

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My guess is briefs because MASTER chief would chafe under his armor if he was wearing boxers. I hope this is revealed in a terminal because it is critical to the interpretation of the story line. Your opinions?

I know master chief wouldn’t wear tidy whities because only weirdos do, and anyway, it would be uncomfortable for his master junk

boxer briefs

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> My guess is briefs because MASTER chief would chafe under his armor if he was wearing boxers. I hope this is revealed in a terminal because it is critical to the interpretation of the story line. Your opinions?

ok no idea how this thread or got started but not to troll or anything? why would you even bother pondering that? actualy nvm i dont want the answer

Neither? The innermost layer of the Mjolnir armor is a moisture absorbing synthetic skin suit. Outside of that is the Hydrostatic Gel which conforms to the users body. No chaffing.

I think he wears tighty whiteys

He is wearing Cortana’s -Yoink!- as a way to remember her by.

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> He is wearing Cortana’s -Yoink!- as a way to remember her by.

Cortana wears bloomers

boxer briefs. the best of both worlds

He ate so much Doritos and drank so much Mountain Dew that he had noxious gas that disintegrated his underpants.