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want to have sexual relationships with the new Cortana design? I mean, HNNGGG, DAT -Yoink-…

Congrats on reaching puberty, Op.

Sadly I’m 25.

Joke’s on you; Cortana is a computer program that get bluescreen’d

Yes, agreed. But she’s still not perfect for my tastes, but better than before.

Also, did anyone notice how they nerfed ‘dat -Yoink-’ of the female spartans?

No

> No

Female detected

@The Kerminator - I did indeed notice that 343 decide to tone down ‘DAT -Yoink-’. And this self-confessed -Yoink- man is disappointed…

> want to have sexual relationships with the new Cortana design? I mean, HNNGGG, DAT -Yoink!-…

This.

I’d tap dat -Yoink-.

all she needs is a hard light projector and then we can get down to business.

LOL… surprised this thread hasn’t gotten locked down yet.

Halo 5!
100% more SPARTAN on AI action.

> LOL… surprised this thread hasn’t gotten locked down yet.

Mods are sleeping!
RAMPAGE UP IN THIS… forums.

Or maybe they’re just happy it’s not another “where be my code” thread.

Dude, she’s only eight :stuck_out_tongue:

HALO 6. DAT -Yoink- AWAKENS…

@RangerDW - as my father always said, “It’s all pink on the inside.” … Err, wait…

… Why do I come on these forums again?

My father always said I was stupid and wouldn’t amount to anything. Not sure what he meant by that but I bet it was good advice.

also, I Lol’d

> @RangerDW - as my father always said, “It’s all pink on the inside.” … Err, wait…

Your nick just got a whole new context.