Do YOU have a friend called Ed?

If Yes:
That’s Great here at Ed n Friends we accept anyone who has a friend called Ed.
We would love to have you come on board and help out with all the shenanigans you can get up to.
Talk about your favorite shenanigans below
If No:
We are sorry to say that you do not meet our requirements and cannot accept you.
We understand that we have set the bar quite high and are sorry if this has inconvenienced you in any way.
If you would like to reapply then we suggest going outside and meeting someone called Ed and getting them to be your friend.