Hi kids! Are you a casual gamer who enjoys playing a few hours a week? Do you like to get outside and socialize but still want to have a little fun playing video games? Come play Halo! There’s a huge community of players who devote their entire lives to playing Halo and they need you! They know every spawn point, map layout, and exploit, and they need fodder to validate their existence! Come on and join and help these players rack up 25+ kills a game so they can feel like they matter! What do you have to lose? You have a life, a job, friends you see in person, come help these devotees who only have Halo! You couldn’t care less about your K/D, but this is all these people have. Come join and help a tryhard!
I was just about to comment with “yes I do” and a lengthy explanation when I saw it was a recruiting post XD
Sorry man, but you’ve got the wrong forum 
You want the Recruiting section, where you’re sure to get more views and whatnot.
Morton called, they asked for your passive aggressive saltiness.
Edit: guys this person isn’t recruiting. They’re complaining about tryhards. Read the OP lol.
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> I was just about to comment with “yes I do” and a lengthy explanation when I saw it was a recruiting post XD
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> Sorry man, but you’ve got the wrong forum
> You want the Recruiting section, where you’re sure to get more views and whatnot.
Beat me again!
Op you can try here as well.
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> Morton called, they asked for your passive aggressive saltiness.
Nice!!
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> Morton called, they asked for your passive aggressive saltiness.
>
> Edit: guys this person isn’t recruiting. They’re complaining about tryhards. Read the OP lol.
Well I dun goofed then 
I missed the second half where it all became clear it wasn’t actual recruiting, shame on meeeee.
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> Hi kids! Are you a casual gamer who enjoys playing a few hours a week? Do you like to get outside and socialize but still want to have a little fun playing video games? Come play Halo! There’s a huge community of players who devote their entire lives to playing Halo and they need you! They know every spawn point, map layout, and exploit, and they need fodder to validate their existence! Come on and join and help these players rack up 25+ kills a game so they can feel like they matter! What do you have to lose? You have a life, a job, friends you see in person, come help these devotees who only have Halo! You couldn’t care less about your K/D, but this is all these people have. Come join and help a tryhard!
Paid for, in part, and sponsored by the Committee of Tryhard Halo Vets (CTHV)
“Hi, I’m l000Flan k, as a Tryhard and member of the CTHV myself; I approve this message.”
Make Halo Great Again!
I was about to write a paragraph about why I love Halo especially 4 until I realized that this was a Recruiting Post. ._.
EDIT: Whoops I didn’t read the whole thing…
Always have and always will.
Yeah, of course I enjoy Halo, never had so much fun playing any game.
I thinked I stopped having fun with H5 around level 60 or so. My goal was to unlock to Mark IV Gen 1 armor, which I successfully unlocked just 9 hours before they gave it to everyone.
I still play a bit of the MCC collection…you know, Halo.
Im still having fun…
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> Hi kids! Are you a casual gamer who enjoys playing a few hours a week? Do you like to get outside and socialize but still want to have a little fun playing video games? Come play Halo! There’s a huge community of players who devote their entire lives to playing Halo and they need you! They know every spawn point, map layout, and exploit, and they need fodder to validate their existence! Come on and join and help these players rack up 25+ kills a game so they can feel like they matter! What do you have to lose? You have a life, a job, friends you see in person, come help these devotees who only have Halo! You couldn’t care less about your K/D, but this is all these people have. Come join and help a tryhard!
aka you r full of salt at people who do better than you so rather than admiting your below average skill you claim to be “casual” or only playing for “fun” and anyone who does well in a game is a “tryhard” as if thats supposed to be an insult. You mean I attempt to succeed at the main objective of the game?..ok I tryhard then
What’s that smell… saltines.
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> > 2661278886963773;1:
> > Hi kids! Are you a casual gamer who enjoys playing a few hours a week? Do you like to get outside and socialize but still want to have a little fun playing video games? Come play Halo! There’s a huge community of players who devote their entire lives to playing Halo and they need you! They know every spawn point, map layout, and exploit, and they need fodder to validate their existence! Come on and join and help these players rack up 25+ kills a game so they can feel like they matter! What do you have to lose? You have a life, a job, friends you see in person, come help these devotees who only have Halo! You couldn’t care less about your K/D, but this is all these people have. Come join and help a tryhard!
>
> aka you r full of salt at people who do better than you so rather than admiting your below average skill you claim to be “casual” or only playing for “fun” and anyone who does well in a game is a “tryhard” as if thats supposed to be an insult. You mean I attempt to succeed at the main objective of the game?..ok I tryhard then
Whoah that passive aggressive attack though
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> I thinked I stopped having fun with H5 around level 60 or so. My goal was to unlock to Mark IV Gen 1 armor, which I successfully unlocked just 9 hours before they gave it to everyone.
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> I still play a bit of the MCC collection…you know, Halo.
At lvl 10 I got bored but still played anyways
I do enjoy playing Halo 5 but this game is the most frustrating Halo game I ever played. I just started taking a break from Halo 5’s arena until the next update arrives.
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> Morton called, they asked for your passive aggressive saltiness.
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> Edit: guys this person isn’t recruiting. They’re complaining about tryhards. Read the OP lol.
It’s actually pretty funny! 
Maybe he just had a bad game, as his k/d is respectable.
Halo is love, halo is lyfe