Disturbed at Halo 5's lack of...

…Mobile Suits in this game. I wanted a Gundam, 343i. Not the Mantis, it’s just not the same… Gosh, you never listen to us fans. self entitled >:(
Edit: And Evangelion Units, too!! Oh, and Big O!

At the very least in future REQ packs include a Megazord or Optimus Prime if a Gundam is too much to ask for. I thought your motto was " Have it your way. " … or was it " Just like you like it. " I don’t remember.

I’m just kidding.

i think your confused with Burger King

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Will Burger King give me the tools of destruction I desire, like Voltron, for example?

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No but i heard that new black whopper makes your poop green…pretty destructive if you ask me

Dang it 343, when people said Osiris were power rangers in disguise, I expected to be able to do some cool poses as part of my spartan abilities, and be able to call in disproportionatly large chunks of metal from the sky and have each mission contain a fight against the transformers, with mountain dew and double xp raining from the sky as I apply my nuts to the corpses while explosions and food -Yoink!- decorate the desolate battlefield.

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Oh, really? Everyone I know who ate it just thought Shrek got them. Didn’t know it was caused by the burger… I might have to clue them in.

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> Dang it 343, when people said Osiris were power rangers in disguise, I expected to be able to do some cool poses as part of my spartan abilities, and be able to call in disproportionatly large chunks of metal from the sky and have each mission contain a fight against the transformers, with mountain dew and double xp raining from the sky as I apply my nuts to the corpses while explosions and food -Yoink!- decorate the desolate battlefield.

343i, are you reading this? All we want is a sick pose, the ability to scream the name of a dinosaur and the color of our armor to explode behind us. Is it seriously that difficult to implement? Psh.

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> > Dang it 343, when people said Osiris were power rangers in disguise, I expected to be able to do some cool poses as part of my spartan abilities, and be able to call in disproportionatly large chunks of metal from the sky and have each mission contain a fight against the transformers, with mountain dew and double xp raining from the sky as I apply my nuts to the corpses while explosions and food -Yoink!- decorate the desolate battlefield.
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> 343i, are you reading this? All we want is a sick pose, the ability to scream the name of a dinosaur and the color of our armor to explode behind us. Is it seriously that difficult to implement? Psh.

I know right? Take the budget from the Kraken and invest it into something more worth while. Like explosions, and large, incredibly impractical suits fashioned after archaic beings, and unrelated material. I mean you even rated the game teen, so this is the perfect place to introduce giant flying robots set to an -Yoink!- of explosions, while dank memes cascade our screens, and Chips Dubbo rolls into battle with a megazoid. Get your priorities straight 343.

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Thats why I’m not going to Burger King until after Halloween

This guy sure knows a lot about his 90’s Japanese television.

Original design for the Mantis was a giant Mjolnir suit, you would have a Spartan piloting a bigger Spartan, YO DAWG!!!
If they did that now people would probably accuse them of copying Titanfall or something -________-

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It doesn’t help when it was the only things available for me to watch back then as a child. It was all about staying up late to catch Godzilla on TV, though.

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> Original design for the Mantis was a giant Mjolnir suit, you would have a Spartan piloting a bigger Spartan, YO DAWG!!!
> If they did that now people would probably accuse them of copying Titanfall or something -________-

I’d like a Spartan in my bigger Spartan playing with other Spartans inside bigger Spartans. 300, to be exact.

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> This guy sure knows a lot about his 90’s Japanese television.

if you don’t then you have failed at life, but you have chance to redeem yourself now! Join our petition to convince 343 to give us a new armor ability called “Henshin!”

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Would gladly accept any form of Henshin, Gaim would be appreciated but would prefer maybe that of Double.

343, you just need to make all your vehicles combine into a megazord and we’ll all be happy. Or Voltron, that would be even better.

Dude… Evangelion

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Even better. The power of Unit 01 would be mine and mine alone.

This is an outrage!

Oh please what Halo needs is a Gunmen, specifically Gurren Lagann.