IMORTANT NOTICE: I should probably state for the record now that my commentary, while I stand by it, is mostly turned up to eleven for laughs. Wanted to make my tirade somewhat enjoyable to read; Genuine feedback is appreciated however. And thank you for being one of the few people to read the disclaimer: You deserve to have a massive tacky golden statue be erected in your name.
Okay, let me start this off by saying I love Halo Reach. I’ve been playing it for years, and in that time, it’s influenced my life in rather surprising ways: It’s where I met many of my closest friends today, and it helped me grow as a person, helping me overcome many of my social issues and teaching me many important lessons that I can and have taken with me into the real world. I can state with certainty that I would not be the person I am today, had I not explored it as much as I had. I owe a great deal to both it and its old community.
However…
It should go without saying that the old girl hasn’t been the same for a while now. Things have changed, and from my recent experiences, not for the better.
Lately, at least for me, the servers have become increasingly unstable, meaning that I usually can’t go a single game without my armor resetting at best, and my Xbox completely crashing at worse. Problem with my old 360? Most likely, but that’s not the main source of my grief.
My problem is with the majority of what’s left of the community: It seems that all that remains of a once-grand network of players is:
-The “Professionals,” believing their 1v1s give them authority over the rest of us “filthy casuals.” Of course, any of the following people I mention can become this as well, if you get into a fight like them; 1v1s were how our forefathers settled disputes, after all.
-The majority of the Assassination community, who I’m still trying to figure out. Although, I still have plenty of fun memories in this regard: I once got called “inferior trash” by a self-proclaimed king by playing the game the way it was meant to be played, when I assassinated his queen and hitched a ride on his escape chopper. Chivalry was never my thing anyway. Ah, good times…
-The “Grifball Mafia.” You know what I’m talking about, the entire lobby filled with boosters who will stare you down if you go near the ball at best, and will spawn-kill you for five rounds straight at worst. Shame, because Grifball used to be my favorite “chaos for the sake of it” gamemode on dedicated matchmaking.
-The extremist UNSC/Covenant clans: I swear, the shenanigans these bands of trigger-happy xenophobes get into (How many times have I been swarmed by overzealous Sangheili, or one of my four-jawed friends been detained by enough SPARTAN-IIs to kick off RED FLAG?). I’ve befriended a SPARTAN or two, and I’ve had tea with my fair share of Elites, and the majority of my greatest stories come from these guys, but by god, does it start to get grating after a while. Anyone with experience with the clan community should remember something like this:
- Spawn in.
- Get spawn-killed by power weapon-crazy enemies.
- Repeat steps 1-2 50+ times.
- Slip behind their lines and wipe them out.
- Get booted, and hang your head and shame for your obvious scrubbiness.
Now, of course these kinds of people have and will always be around, and they’re not limited to Reach. It’s just that for the past while, it seems to be the only semblance of the community left in the spotlight, which depresses me, since I’ve met some of the nicest people on there. Now, with the next-generation of Halo games, I’ve said my goodbyes to my favorite game in the Halo franchises and moved on. My question to you is: Was I too hasty?
Was I simply too jaded or too unlucky to see that on the other side of the canyon, the old community I loved was hiding in the caves?
I dunno.
Are some people gonna be pissed off at this stupid rant?
Most definitely.
Am I just screaming at the padded walls of my cell?
Probably.
In all honesty though, please let me know what you think? Should I return to one of my all-time favorite multiplayer games and restart my search (heh)?
Thank you for sitting through my foaming-at-the-mouth rant. I’mma go take a nap now. Toodles!

