Describe a random Halo Classic Weapon in a odd way

“It goes pew 4 times and den person getz ded”
(Halo CE Magnum)
Describe any weapon from Halo 1, 2, or 3. but make it sound like you don’t know anything.(the example above)
Hopefully people actually reply.

Goes “plop plop plop” and a can of Mtn. Dew shoots from the top of it.

Bathe the bad guyz in yer red splooshy stahf. It never seems to run out of shooty juice, and when it does, you just put more shooty juice in. It also sometimes doesn’t work and it was never in the campaign.

Good luck with this one

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> Bathe the bad guyz in yer red splooshy stahf. It never seems to run out of shooty juice, and when it does, you just put more shooty juice in. It also sometimes doesn’t work and it was never in the campaign.
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> Good luck with this one

Flamethrower.

Here’s mine:

Makes popcorn and frustrates BR users up-close.

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> > Bathe the bad guyz in yer red splooshy stahf. It never seems to run out of shooty juice, and when it does, you just put more shooty juice in. It also sometimes doesn’t work and it was never in the campaign.
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> > Good luck with this one
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> Flamethrower.
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> Here’s mine:
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> Makes popcorn and frustrates BR users up-close.

Correct! Yours is either AR or Shotgun I’m guessing…

Shink, shink, shink, shink, (speeds up) shink, shink, shink, shink, shink, BOOM, BAM, elite-ahhhhhh.

shoots big red laser and everything go boom!
a gun with a knife

spartan laser and brute shot

Shoots a deadly part of pine tree
Pistol that can go “stab-stab-stabbity-stab”
BOOM goes the banshee!

Needler
Spiker
The classic Rocket Launcher

It glows green for a bit and then you make things stop working.