Defenders of 343 - I seek you!

Hello all,
If you have been, and still are defending 343i’s Halo: MCC product, I’d appreciate it if you could private message me.

I’m going to be selling some products and I think you all are the perfect target audience for my goods. They are a little worn, and most of the things no longer work, or have holes in it (coats and such), but I don’t see that being a problem for you. If you’re interested in great deals please send me a private message!

Thank you.

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> Hello all,
> If you have been, and still are defending 343i’s Halo: MCC product, I’d appreciate it if you could private message me.
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> I’m going to be selling some products and I think you all are the perfect target audience for my goods. They are a little worn, and most of the things no longer work, or have holes in it (coats and such), but I don’t see that being a problem for you. If you’re interested in great deals please send me a private message!
>
> Thank you.

I think it’d be better posted else where… This is for MCC! Not a bargain shop!

Bro do you even thrift?

reported for selling and trading goods!

Are you going to spend the next 3+ weeks actively fixing them?

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> Bro do you even thrift?

Lol.

Gangstawannabe, I know the perfect place you can peddle these, it’s called /r/-Yoink!-. There’s nothing but people there to agree with everything you do and say. Check it out.

Done

Are you still here? This is 343’s website. Whom you don’t like. For their game. Which you don’t like. Why are you hanging out here?

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> Are you going to spend the next 3+ weeks actively fixing them?

I’ll work around the clock until each item is fixed, while giving you general updates as to what I think the problem is every couple of days.

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> > 2533274964189700;5:
> > Are you going to spend the next 3+ weeks actively fixing them?
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> I’ll work around the clock until each item is fixed, while giving you general updates as to what I think the problem is every couple of days.

lol!

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> > 2533274964189700;5:
> > Are you going to spend the next 3+ weeks actively fixing them?
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> I’ll work around the clock until each item is fixed, while giving you general updates as to what I think the problem is every couple of days.

BAHAHAHAHA!!! now that’s funny! You can send literal patches to fix the holes in the clothes! But the patches always have to be just a little to small so it does no good

I seek you. That is all.

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> > 2533274964189700;5:
> > Are you going to spend the next 3+ weeks actively fixing them?
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> I’ll work around the clock until each item is fixed, while giving you general updates as to what I think the problem is every couple of days.

Will you post an apology after the first few patches don’t work? If so then I’m in (but only if you offer me a 15 dollar discount)

To everyone:
After sending out the patches, I realized that while I saw that 20% of the patches sent out were the correct size, that number is not where I’d like to be at this time. I’ll be sending out some more patches to cover holes, and I hope to see a statistical increase after the next patch, which will likely be another 20% increase in fixes. If the bug reverts back into the fabric again, I’ll work around the clock to fix it. This is not what I intended to release, and you deserve so much more. Please bare with me another week and I’ll update you next Monday with a progress report.

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> reported for selling and trading goods!

Same