Dear randy the random team mate

I know you think you’re doing great, being all Rambo one man army, hell you’ve even racked up a few kills
however what you don’t realise is that you running around the map with no direction or purpose is swapping out the spawns and causing the entire enemy team to spawn behind me killing me instantly

i I know you think you’re helping you’re probably even angry at me because I seem to be dying more than I’m killing, but it’s hard to go positive when three enemies spawn either behind me or beside me

So where i’m from, randy means something a little different :wink: haha

Yeah it iss annoying when the enemy team are spawning behind you.

Hi I’m Randys brother, I’m not as annoying as Randy, but you will never get a power weapon, active camo or overshield when I am playing because I will camp there to get the power up, even if I get 1 kill with it and 15 deaths.

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> Hi I’m Randys brother, I’m not as annoying as Randy, but you will never get a power weapon, active camo or overshield when I am playing because I will camp there to get the power up, even if I get 1 kill with it and 15 deaths.

Or Randy’s cousin who grabs invis, then promptly jumps on a ghost.

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> > Hi I’m Randys brother, I’m not as annoying as Randy, but you will never get a power weapon, active camo or overshield when I am playing because I will camp there to get the power up, even if I get 1 kill with it and 15 deaths.
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Ugh, I hate when people do that especially when I was behind him going for camo as well.

Hi Randy,

Please stop heading to the Tower in BTB Strongholds on Guillotine. You’re forcing us to spawn over there and not in Blue Yard, where it’s easy to win the game. I know you’re playing alone and trying to solo rambo your way to some easy kills and aren’t “playing the objective” with your MLG gamercard photo, but we’d like to win.

Love, Longhorn

Maybe next time unzoom your weapon, stop trying to camp one spot on the map, and go help Randy mop up some kills?

Play with friends, I get it you need to vent but what exactly did you accomplish? If you have issues with randoms play with friends and you won’t have to worry about it

I’m Randy’s dad. I have to apologize for his/her behavior. He/she is an only child and everything is about him/her. I wanted to give him/her up and use the “Baby Moses Act”, but there weren’t any churches, police stations, or fire stations near…

That’s my cat’s name and I didn’t know he was the one playing on my console when I wasn’t home, I’ll make sure he sees your post so this stops. Hope he didn’t ruin things too badly for you, sorry about that.

All things aside, the best place on any slayer map is beside your teammates. It’s hard to get some people to understand that. Harder to get randoms to stay in a pack.

Well if Randy is getting kills and you are going negative, maybe you should run with Randy? I admit I don’t take the time to learn spawns and all the official map control strategy. I don’t care that much. My strategy is run with a teammate, hope the other two see what we are doing and join in. Then we just try to melt your face with our weapon. If you are playing all mlg official strategy by yourself, and two or three of us jump you, our scrub strategy just beat your real strategy. Sometimes it works. Well…in my pitiful little Silver/Gold ranked playlists it does. Maybe one day I’ll learn the real way, but for now…pfffffffffffftttttt. That’s an SMG melting your face haha.

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> > Hi I’m Randys brother, I’m not as annoying as Randy, but you will never get a power weapon, active camo or overshield when I am playing because I will camp there to get the power up, even if I get 1 kill with it and 15 deaths.
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I don’t see the problem

:wink:

I had this happen earlier in Warzone. Randy ran blindly into every gunfight, complained about every death and how it shouldn’t have happened, died with power weapons in the middle of gunfights to give them to enemies, and then complained about being placed on a losing team.

Thank you, Randy. Thank you for your hypocritical attitude and bottom 3 performance out of 24 players.

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> I know you think you’re doing great, being all Rambo one man army, hell you’ve even racked up a few kills
> however what you don’t realise is that you running around the map with no direction or purpose is swapping out the spawns and causing the entire enemy team to spawn behind me killing me instantly
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> i I know you think you’re helping you’re probably even angry at me because I seem to be dying more than I’m killing, but it’s hard to go positive when three enemies spawn either behind me or beside me

Awesome story brah.

Hi, im randy

I’m a team player so i’m gonna put my mic in only to scream callouts of ppl who are “one shot” (actually 95% shields) that I should not have rushed alone. I’ll sprint around a corner that you are crouch walking around not knowing the guy there has a rocket launcher and get us both killed, then call him out. I’ll finish the average team slayer going 14-21 and we will lose 50-35. After the game i’m gonna complain that i did all the work, (even though you went 12-8), and continue my reign of terror in matchmaking.