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When I think of you I think of you I think I think of a dirty, wrinkly old lady who cusses at you from her porch. Sure, once you were a cute, cuddly baby and everyone loved you(Halo + Halo 2), but now you’re bombed out and depleted(just like Afghanistan), your sagging old face makes me scared to leave my doors unlocked at night and sends shivers down my spine(just like your introduction of jet packs…WTF were you thinking? Do you really wanna be shooting at someone, ready for the kill, just to have them -Yoink!- off into the sky?!) You chose to smell like old mothballs and fill your house with stray rabies infested cats(ODST and Reach) and for that, I hate your face.
Sincerely up yours.