DEAR 343i6

We need the feeling that came with halo3
does anybody else remeber the first time halo 3 was announced i litteraly yoinked my pants
i did the same with halo 4 but we need a epic trailer to get up are momentum
just sayin bye

yes i agree except for the fact you called 343i ‘343i6’

343i6 because i was to lazy to redo the title so i just added a number

> 343i6 because i was to lazy to redo the title so i just added a number

ohk cos it said ‘title not unique’ or something like that? Ok fair enough.

> 343i6 because i was to lazy to redo the title so i just added a number

Except that it doesn’t make you look very compelling, educated, or convincing. Makes it even more unlikely that 343i will ever read it.

> We need the feeling that came with halo3
> does anybody else remeber the first time halo 3 was announced i litteraly yoinked my pants
> i did the same with halo 4 but we need a epic trailer to get up are momentum
> just sayin bye

I like that you took the effort to actually spell out “yoinked”.

Yeah, an epic trailer would be awesome!!

It could start with like a Halo 4 logo. And the some explosions blow up the logo like KER-DOOOM!! And you see aliens running in fear and they get blown up like BLOOM-BLOOM!! And Master Chief jumps down and pulls out a BR and starts kill aliens left and right like BLAT-BLAT-BLAT-BLAT!! But they’re still starting to surround him!!

But then you zoom past MC and you see Cortana shimmer into existance and she’s all like “Banter-banter MC.” And then she pulls out a Spartan laser and a rocket laucher and starts blowning aliens up left and right!! ZOOOOSH_BLOOOOCCLKKKC!! PSSSSSSCHOOOOOSHH!!

And MC looks back at Cortana and he’s all, “Banter banter, Cortana.” Then he pulls out two sniper rifles and starts no-scoping aliens like the MLG pros do. PSSST!! PSST!!

Then you start cutting to random explosions that accure throughout the game. BLACLCLCLCLCKKKKK!!! BLOOOOOOOMMMMMPPGGGJGJPPP!! KRABABAABBAABABABA!!

Then your back to MC and Cortana and there sorounded by elites with swords, and two rush them and the both take the swords and break the elites neck like KRAK!! And then MC and Cortana are still sorrounded but they get back to back with their swords and Cortana’s like, “Oh no chief, this is bad!!” But Chief is all, “I’m worse.”

Then right as the elites rush them cut to black like DOOM DOOM!! “November 2012!!” DOOM DOOM!! “343 Presents!!” DOOM DOOM!! “Halo 4!!” DOOM DOOM!! “Start A New Fight!!”

umm… lol?

Yoinked your pants?

I don’t get that part.