Dear 343, I have an issue.....

Dear 343 Studios,

I am slightly disappointed in the quality to detail I have experienced in your Spartan Ops game
play area, especially in continuity. In Episode 4 Chapter 2, or Didact’s Hand Rally Point, I was able
to successfully launch my M12 Force Application Vehicle “Warthog” through the portal to lead into
the next Chapter by launching it successfully though a “man-cannon” into said portal. At the time I
did this, my M12 Warthog was in full operational order. When entering the next Chapter, however, I
was disappointed to locate my Warthog almost 50 yards from my landing spot and destroyed
beyond all hope. I would provide film documentation of this, but unfortunately, the Theater mode
doesn’t catch things like Spartan Ops or Campaign mode as it once did. I hope in future releases,
you account for this possibility,
because some of us out here are just crazy enough to do it.

Thank you.

Spartan KAHN 668

LOL.

Ok, yes. You want theater mode. We all do.

As the pilot of the said warthog I would like to point out that if we could attach a spartan jet pack to the front end this would greatly help stabilize it during flight. Due to the weight of the engine even with Spartan KAHN 668 lard butt in the gunners position it likes to nose dive. Due to this I can not be blamed for damage done to government property that was poorly designed for proper flight through a portal.

paxtoth

PS Any beer cans found at the scene were there before we “landed” at the complex.

We would also like to be able to document our other “experiments” such as launching an M808
Main Battle Tank “Scorpion” across a field and make it land on a Mgalekgolo Hunter, 101 fun things
you can do with a Flying HRUNTING/YGGDRASIL Mark IX Armor Defense System Mantis, and the
reasons why Spartan BUG can be best describe as live ordinance (Though we are still requesting
that Spartan Deathguise be forgiven for trying to kill a Sangheili Elite Ranger and ended up
attaching a Plasma Grenade to Spartan Bug by mistake and killing aforementioned Sangheili
anyway because she stuck it to Spartan Bug’s head as he was facing the Sangheili.)

I tried to do that but someone else got through the portal and the chapter ended.

Yes, theater mode is very bad in Halo 4… Very very bad