Dat Spartan abs, of course.
I realized why the spartans look so scrawny. They’re so damn skinny!
Look at these abs.
http://3.daxgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Halo-4_scr4-20-2012-4-620x348.jpg
Thier upper body is too huge for that skinny stomach of theirs. Please, I hope they add like 2 inches of circumfrence to those abs. Then we’ll have truely -Yoink!- spartans.
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What? O_O
I suppose those Spartans could use a moa burger or two but I’m not too bothered by it.
> Has no idea how to respond
I know how! Cool story…(slowly walks away full of fear and vomit)
> I suppose those Spartans could use a moa burger or two but I’m not too bothered by it.
Watch it bud…
He means the Spartans are ridiculously skinny without armour.
> > I suppose those Spartans could use a moa burger or two but I’m not too bothered by it.
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> Watch it bud…
Whatcha gonna do…BIRDY!! Peck me to death? lmao.
No, I seriously. I don’t like the spartan-V’s, and its because they look scrawny because of the stomachs
> No, I seriously. I don’t like the <mark>spartan-V’s</mark>, and its because they look scrawny because of the stomachs
Didn’t know there were Spartan V’s. How many types of spartans are there?!
I don’t like when it looks too fat or too many muscles. A mix of skinny is nice.
Eat all the moas!
> No, I seriously. I don’t like the spartan-V’s, and its because they look scrawny because of the stomachs
They’re Spartan IV’s.
> > No, I seriously. I don’t like the <mark>spartan-V’s</mark>, and its because they look scrawny because of the stomachs
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> Didn’t know there were Spartan V’s. How many types of spartans are there?!
These programs sure do progress quickly!
> > > No, I seriously. I don’t like the <mark>spartan-V’s</mark>, and its because they look scrawny because of the stomachs
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> > Didn’t know there were Spartan V’s. How many types of spartans are there?!
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> These programs sure do progress quickly!
Next thing you know, we’ll have Spartan Xs ready and deployed to fight those Promethians come Halo 6.
> He means the Spartans are ridiculously skinny without armour.
Hmmmm, well duh, you’d look bulky too with that armor on.
> > I suppose those Spartans could use a moa burger or two but I’m not too bothered by it.
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> Watch it bud…
(puts on a chef Hat, "okay who wants kethup on there moa burger? XD
on topic: someone get these guy’s to a weight lifting room
Doesn’t look skinny to me, just the relatively minimal amount of armor around the waist makes it looks small.
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This.
Oh, and this: ಠ▃ಠ
> > > > No, I seriously. I don’t like the <mark>spartan-V’s</mark>, and its because they look scrawny because of the stomachs
> > >
> > > Didn’t know there were Spartan V’s. How many types of spartans are there?!
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> > These programs sure do progress quickly!
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> Next thing you know, we’ll have Spartan Xs ready and deployed to fight those Promethians come Halo 6.
Why couldn’t they program Spartans that quickly in Reach?! They would of saved their own planet within ease! 
Spartan X’s!!! I bet they’ll probably just be kids with Spartan armour!
How bout dees abs?!
Or
These abs?!
I think the S-IVs look great! Tank, Agile, Lethal…Calvin Klein. They’re like Supersoldiersupermodels! BLUE STEEL!
