chief’s armor is super heavy. a grunt would not be able to support that weight. Therefore, a grunt should collapse under his weight.
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
no.
> chief’s armor is super heavy. a grunt would not be able to support that weight. Therefore, a grunt should collapse under his weight.
It would be cool if there was an animation for it, Id be like “It’s a me! Mario…”
Too much Mario my friend.
> > chief’s armor is super heavy. a grunt would not be able to support that weight. Therefore, a grunt should collapse under his weight.
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> It would be cool if there was an animation for it, Id be like “It’s a me! Mario…”
no they should just be crushed.
That’s no fun.
> That’s no fun.
simple physics aren’t fun
Best idea ever. You get a gold check mark! 
> > That’s no fun.
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> simple physics aren’t fun
Yes, they are.
It’d make sense, and it’d be fun!
Maybe it could be a skull. ‘Heavy Skull’-“Laugh as your enemies get squashed beneath your weight. Eat your heart out, Mario!”
> It’d make sense, and it’d be fun!
> Maybe it could be a skull. ‘Heavy Skull’-“Laugh as your enemies get squashed beneath your weight. Eat your heart out, Mario!”
Plumber skull
That’s it! The new enemy is Bowser!
How did we not see that coming?!
I know Chief is 7’2 and all, but Grunts are around 5. 5’6 with the backpack. The height of an average woman. It’s just not realistic if you ask me. Tell Chief to do that to a woman. Doesn’t seem so real now does it?
That would be…
…pretty fun.
> I know Chief is 7’2 and all, but Grunts are around 5. 5’6 with the backpack. The height of an average woman. It’s just not realistic if you ask me. Tell Chief to do that to a woman. Doesn’t seem so real now does it?
If you want to put it that way… Chief and his armor weight around 1000 pounds. It would be the equivilent of dropping a smart car on a woman.
Can we eat mushrooms?
Hmmm… new mid-air grunt assassination? If They Came to Hear Me Beg
It’s a me! MARIO!
Actually, that’s not a bad idea. Not an insta-kill, mind you, but jumping on top of somebody should do a little bit of damage, at least.