Create a silly weapon name.

I was just listening to a song that made me think of halo and inspired me to make this thread.

Anyway:

WUBWUB gun.
-Makes the WUB noise.
-Launches plasma shaped like circular saws that home in on lifeforms.

The Food Nipple

Specializing in Grunt seduction.

When the Food Nipple shoots questionable contents onto the floor, it distracts Grunts, making it even easier to kill them (as if they weren’t that hard already).

STQ
-Smears the -Yoink-
-shoots out a football

Holy Water Bazooka, or Vampire whip.

The Grunt gun

shoots rocket, methane powered grunts at your enemy.

The SquattingTurtle. This weapon shoots out Turtles that squat on your face.

> The SquattingTurtle. This weapon shoots out Turtles that squat on your face.

The Turtle Teabagger? Hmm…

> > The SquattingTurtle. This weapon shoots out Turtles that squat on your face.
>
> The Turtle Teabagger? Hmm…

No, it does not -Yoink!-. It only squats once, that’s it.

Pyra-nade
Drops pyramids on your enemies once they have been stuck with a grenade.

> > > The SquattingTurtle. This weapon shoots out Turtles that squat on your face.
> >
> > The Turtle Teabagger? Hmm…
>
> No, it does not -Yoink!-. It only squats once, that’s it.

Oh, so and up-down then?

> > > > The SquattingTurtle. This weapon shoots out Turtles that squat on your face.
> > >
> > > The Turtle Teabagger? Hmm…
> >
> > No, it does not -Yoink!-. It only squats once, that’s it.
>
> Oh, so and up-down then?

oh god what ARE you guys talking about in my thread?.. XD I’m going to have to do that from now on.

Slappy- Pappy, launches a old man that slaps nearby enemies.

The Man Handler: It’s a button combo to tackle your enemy instead of melee and throw them to the ground while slipping a frag grenade into their cod piece.

Swordbase.

Oh, we’re talking about weapons…

Razer

> I was just listening to a song that made me think of halo and inspired me to make this thread.
>
>
> Anyway:
>
> WUBWUB gun.
> -Makes the WUB noise.
> -Launches plasma shaped like circular saws that home in on lifeforms.

I expect a gun like this in borderlands 2.

Baby’s Rattle

It’s just giant ball shaped rattle that can be used as a club. The effect of it is the sound that go BOINK! as you hear from the 3 Stooges! As you walk or run with it, it’ll rattle. Whoever gets killed by it cries like a baby. I hope this isn’t disturbing. It’s meant to be silly.

Pew Pew Rifle:

It goes pew pew.

ULTRA HYPER GIGA STICK:

They come in pairs.

Gaia Launcher:

You only got one of 'em. So don’t forget to share.

…hate it when my mind goes blank.

“The Dinkleberg

It’s pretty much an Assault Rifle that fires rockets. When you see a character with a Dinkleberg, your Spartan stops, shakes his/her fist, and says in a low voice…

“Dinkleberg!..”

The piddler, a tube system within the Spartan IV armor that effectively empties the waste tank within the armor out of a nozzle on the left hand, used mainly as an enemy distraction.