You know in times of war people say things like “They’re going to eat your children”, “I’m going to make a burger out of you”, or “I’ve always wanted to make a stew out of an [whatever country the person is from]”.
But this makes me wonder about the fear/propaganda the Covenant had about humans (especially Spartans a.k.a. Demons).
I’m thinking they were thinking about:
1)“They will make grunt-burgers out of you” (Said to a Grunt)
2)“Let’s see; Elites for breakfast, Jackals for lunch, and Brutes for dinner” (Human thinking/talking to him/herself.)
3)“Then they will take over High Charity, TEARING your children into shreds, putting the meat between to flat slices of bread, and then comes the horrid… scariest… most sinister thing! THEY PUT ON THE SPICY BBQ SAUCE!!!”(SCREAM!!!) (Covenant Campfire Stories)
Yep, that’s what I think. Though the “menu” seems kind of small, and I’m not one who knows much about what a member of the Covenant might think. (Though I think the Hunters would be scared of being turning into a shake).
Its implied in Mortal Dictata that Jackals are often compared to chickens by humans… mmmmmmm, Kentucky fried Kig-Yar.
Karen Traviss would love to write a cook book.
> Karen Traviss would love to write a cook book.
MMMM… I can already think of the recipes she’ll make. Though the title has to make me hungry enough.
Poison cookies! ONI made?
> mmmmmmm, Kentucky fried Kig-Yar.
This is the best thing i’ve read all week.
Sav Fel said he has recieved threats about being stuffed.
ROFL.
Engineers:
Galactic space calamari. With a high protein and intelligence level, too!
Wonder what roasted Yam’nee taste like. Probably tastes like a cricket.
Brute Jerky, fuel your Great Journey.
So many lolz, I would eat all of those tasty treats.
I’ve got a hankering for an Unngoy kebab with food nipple sauce.
> mmmmmmm, Kentucky fried Kig-Yar.
I love you for this.
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I think I’ll just have a moa burger thank you very much.
> Its implied in Mortal Dictata that Jackals are often compared to chickens by humans… mmmmmmm, Kentucky fried Kig-Yar.
See the underlined part of your comment: I hate you . . . not really but I was thinking the same thing XD