Does anybody else think that they should add new cosmetic addons other than new armour, like the katana in Halo 3?
I believe that there should be a selection of sausages to attatch to your Spartan, and the higher level you reach, the bigger the sausages become. At first, the sausage should be small and at a cheap amount of credits, and fit perhaps in the pistol holster on the upper thigh.
Then, as you progress through your multiplayer career, accumulate more credits and level up more, the more expensive the sausage becomes, and after around level 60 you are able to put the sausage on your back because it is so large. By the maximum level, the sausage should be
slightly bigger than the katana from Halo 3, and have a massive girth.
The sausages should go:
Level 5: Skinless uncooked Richmond sausage;
Level 15: Medium partially-grilled (but not fully cooked) pork sausage;
Level 23: Medium grilled sausage;
Level 30: Large fully baked brown skinned sausage;
Level 39: String of uncooked sausages around leg;
Level 45: Skinny but oversized (around the size of a rapier) saveloy;
Level 60: Jumbo battered sausage (thick and reaches the ankle);
Level 75: (Now on the back): thick dark red saveloy
Level 100: Very large (reaches the bottom of the small of the back) garlic sausage;
Level 115: Huge Frankfurter Würstchen sausage;
Level 130: Enormous bratwurst.
All sausages should have some sort of jiggling effect when the player is moving, and are all purely cosmetic.
Thank you for reading my suggestion.
I’m hoping for a black pepper and caramelised onion sausage for my Spartan.
In all seriousness though, I’d LOVE the katana & Hyabusa armour to come back, but that’s unlikely given the circumstances of how it was in H3 in the first place. At least, not called Hyabusa.
~ Duck.
Not enough choices for people who don’t like sausage, are allergic to sausage, or have beliefs that conflict with the making or consumption of sausage.
Consider adding fruits and vegetables with essential vitamins and minerals as alternatives.
> Not enough choices for people who don’t like sausage, are allergic to sausage, or have beliefs that conflict with the making or eating of sausage.
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> Consider adding fruits and vegetables with essential vitamins and minerals as alternatives.
Tofu dogs.
And black beans on the side.
This is unfair. We need bananas.
This seems more like a Saints Row kind of aesthetic.
Plus, as stated above me, what if we have Physical/Moral boundaries against Sausages? You can’t discriminate against people in a game like Halo!
> This is unfair. We need bananas.
Agreed. More fruits, less meat lol.
Oh great, now I have to clean all the drool off my keyboard!
Stomach rumble resounds across the country
This would be the best thing Halo has gotten a glimpse taste of.
Just when I thought I’d seen it all…
It is very important that we all start with the same size of sausage in the ranked lists.
Because even if the sausage is only cosmetic it might lead some players to have a psychological advantage over other players - one that they have gained just because they have been grinding out xp. This would be UNACCEPTABLE.
I’m tempted to lock this for lack of kielbasa.
> I’m tempted to lock this for lack of kielbasa.
Pork is banned in my country. Can I lock it for that?
If anything, it should be locked for the lack of bananas.
There is no greater crime against the Mantle than not providing bananas as an aesthetic upgrade to one’s armor.
This is making me go bananas.
> This is unfair. We need bananas.
For scale, of course.
Only if it stays cosmetic. Can you imagine the lack of balance this could cause? If a Spartan ate his own sausage, he could overcome fatigue quicker than one who savors it. And I don’t want one Spartan having more to eat than another.
> > I’m tempted to lock this for lack of kielbasa.
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> Pork is banned in my country.
For real?
> > > I’m tempted to lock this for lack of kielbasa.
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> > Pork is banned in my country.
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> For real?
“Banned” might be an exaggeration. However I live in a Muslim country. You do the math.
> > > > I’m tempted to lock this for lack of kielbasa.
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> > > Pork is banned in my country.
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> > For real?
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> “Banned” might be an exaggeration. However I live in a Muslim country. You do the math.
Well, That sucks.
