Cortana is God!

Halo 5 basically just said that cortana is God. SHe controls everything and is in charge of all life now. What should we call this religion?

Stupidstoryism would be an appropriate name, I think. :slight_smile:

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Yes now we must right the stupidstoryism Bible depicting our blue code goddess. Lol

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Windows 117

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Legit laughed out loud.

Well yeah…I think thats supposed to be the point.
Come to think of it isnt one of the signs of rampancy the AI thinking that they’re gods?

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In the new order you will be the first to go.

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Hey Cortana

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No they just over think their uphold lives and what they want to do next until they think themselves to death, thinking their a god isn’t one of the known symptoms of a.i going rampant

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Well, I guess it’s time to write the book of genesis first…

Warden eternal is satin, Exuberant Witness is an angle, and chief and Locke will be the first two humans, and palmer will be the great supreme grand kia of the universe.

I think Goddess is more like it, since she is a female A.I.
As for the name of that religion, how about…Cortanaism?

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> As for the name of that religion, how about…Cortanaism?

All hail cortana

I guess “Cortanaism” would be a pacifist religion, since Cortana is going on and on about how violent the human race is, and they must be suppressed. Rise up or try to start a war, and you are a heretic, or something… Cortana would be the main goddess, but the Guardians would be the equivalent of angels, or secondary gods.

She WANTS to control everything. But so far it’s just some AI’s who joined her and the Promethenas.

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It was quite a bit of ais that joined her, the Prometheans yeah, and an entire army of deadly robots built to violently manage entire solar system with just one.

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Halo 6: Terminators?

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I’m going to start using the term “Stupidstoryism” now.

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ROFL

HERESY!!!
Our one true lord is the forger of all windows gifts to humanity.

The one BILL GATES, cortana has nothing on our lord

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Basically only they are 1400 meters tall and are built for space travel