What would you use to cook a turkey using equipment and weapons found throughout the halo universe?
My obvious choice would be the flame thrower, but it actually would be the hunter’s beam arm. one shot from that weapon would instantly cook the turkey.
Incineration grenades. Crispy and delicious.
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> Incineration grenades. Crispy and delicious.
I forgot about those grenades, good choice. but did you think about how long those grenades last for. you would probably need like 5-10 of them to cook the turkey properly. Unless you want to suffer from indigestion.
Focus rifle would probably allow for a more controlled cooking.
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> Incineration grenades. Crispy and delicious.
Might be a bit dangerous to cook with those. Brutes love to eat what they’ve killed, and even they won’t go near anything that was burned to death by an incendiary grenade.
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> Might be a bit dangerous to cook with those. Brutes love to eat what they’ve killed, and even they won’t go near anything that was burned to death by an incendiary grenade.
you get the part about cooking with the grenade is dangerous and that brutes wouldn’t go near anything that has been touched by that grenade. I wouldn’t touch it because of the left over chemical residue on the meat. there is no telling what that might do to my insides if I ate it. by the way does anyone know what exactly those grenades are made of?
I’d use the Sentinel Beam.
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> you get the part about cooking with the grenade is dangerous and that brutes wouldn’t go near anything that has been touched by that grenade. I wouldn’t touch it because of the left over chemical residue on the meat. there is no telling what that might do to my insides if I ate it. by the way does anyone know what exactly those grenades are made of?
They contain the element caesium, which, as an alkali metal, is quite reactive. In addition to that, it’s not very safe for human contact or consumption.
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> > you get the part about cooking with the grenade is dangerous and that brutes wouldn’t go near anything that has been touched by that grenade. I wouldn’t touch it because of the left over chemical residue on the meat. there is no telling what that might do to my insides if I ate it. by the way does anyone know what exactly those grenades are made of?
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> They contain caesium, which is quite reactive and not very safe for human contact or consumption.
Thanks for the info! Now I know.
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> I’d use the Sentinel Beam.
the sentinel beam does seem like the safest way to cook then turkey and the fastest.
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> I forgot about those grenades, good choice. but did you think about how long those grenades last for. you would probably need like 5-10 of them to cook the turkey properly. Unless you want to suffer from indigestion.
Well I can only carry 2 of those…
Still worth it.
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> Incineration grenades. Crispy and delicious.
Sorry to break to you but if you use those it toxicates the meat so you can’t eat it.
HAVOK nuke.
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Nice post
I don’t like turkey so I’d just blow it up with a rocket launcher.
Fire grenade, unlike the flamethrower it should cook it up to perfection.
I’d probably blow up a Ghost and roast a turkey over it.
I would ask 343 Guilty Spark to use his beam. We all saw what it did to Johnson!!!
Easy, I will cook the turkey with 3 things, two sticks and a rock. the sticks to start a fire and a rock to kill the damn turkey.
Turkey? Hmm…
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My knee-jerk answer is ‘a Pelican/Broadsword/Longsword engine, set to half/quarter thrust’, as that’ll cook the bird quite well.
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Damn it, I still have to do that write-up, huh? Darn ducks…
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> I’d use the Sentinel Beam.
I dunno, the Sentinel Beam might be a bit too… energetic for that particular use.