We really need to clean up Halo and make it a franchise that can make us proud. This is a title update that we need to all rally behind, a title update that will not only bring back old players back into our fold but breath new blood into the universe.
Players have long complained about some of the same things. I will be building a comprehensive list of the players wants and how this title update will fix everything for everyone.
DMR is too powerful
This is the most popular argument I run across in the forums and is one of the simplest fixes. Instead of the DMR killing people lets have it share the message of friendship and love. People will want to show that they care so they will still use the DMR. Nobody really likes to die so when they get messages of love shot onto their screen they will instantly have a better game experience
Networking issues
Let’s face it people are racist on XBL. We need to learn to all just get along and in the spirit of togetherness compassion and brotherhood we should educate our masses. The racist player of Halo are constantly complaining of the prevalence of ‘black screens.’ This is racism taken to intolerable heights. While there is nothing wrong with a black screen and we can love it with all of our hearts what we should put in place of black screens is sensitivity training videos. Instead of giving people a venue to spew there hate for lag we can teach them to be better citizens, isn’t that what Halo should be all about?
Post game hugs
Everyone wins. There are no winners and no losers, only people that love one another. Let’s make Halo about caring and having a good time. We need to just enjoy each other’s company, competition is what really ruins Halo. Instead of having red team or blue team win we should just say that people of all colors and armor permutations had a good time!
Custom games
People have long complained that there are not enough custom game options on Halo 4. What they are really trying to say to us is that the game needs to be more compatible with the Kinect. The Kinect should be set up so that it can copy all of our movements on the field of sportsmanship (battle field is an unacceptable and overly competitive term, we need to delete it from our minds). What would possibly be better and more custom than having a loving dance off in the middle of Ragnarok?
We can all get along and have a better time if we make this update for the players. Martin Luther’s dream would have been this if he knew it would make us all live in harmony online. We must all love one another and get along with everyone. Except for cheaters. They can go -Yoink- themselves.
What else do you think we can do to make Halo a better place for you and for me?
> We really need to clean up Halo and make it a franchise that can make us proud. This is a title update that we need to all rally behind, a title update that will not only bring back old players back into our fold but breath new blood into the universe.
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> Players have long complained about some of the same things. I will be building a comprehensive list of the players wants and how this title update will fix everything for everyone.
> DMR is too powerful
> This is the most popular argument I run across in the forums and is one of the simplest fixes. Instead of the DMR killing people lets have it share the message of friendship and love. People will want to show that they care so they will still use the DMR. Nobody really likes to die so when they get messages of love shot onto their screen they will instantly have a better game experience
> Networking issues
> Let’s face it people are racist on XBL. We need to learn to all just get along and in the spirit of togetherness compassion and brotherhood we should educate our masses. The racist player of Halo are constantly complaining of the prevalence of ‘black screens.’ This is racism taken to intolerable heights. While there is nothing wrong with a black screen and we can love it with all of our hearts what we should put in place of black screens is sensitivity training videos. Instead of giving people a venue to spew there hate for lag we can teach them to be better citizens, isn’t that what Halo should be all about?
> Post game hugs
> Everyone wins. There are no winners and no losers, only people that love one another. Let’s make Halo about caring and having a good time. We need to just enjoy each other’s company, competition is what really ruins Halo. Instead of having red team or blue team win we should just say that people of all colors and armor permutations had a good time!
> Custom games
> People have long complained that there are not enough custom game options on Halo 4. What they are really trying to say to us is that the game needs to be more compatible with the Kinect. The Kinect should be set up so that it can copy all of our movements on the field of sportsmanship (battle field is an unacceptable and overly competitive term, we need to delete it from our minds). What would possibly be better and more custom than having a loving dance off in the middle of Ragnarok?
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> We can all get along and have a better time if we make this update for the players. Martin Luther’s dream would have been this if he knew it would make us all live in harmony online. We must all love one another and get along with everyone. Except for cheaters. They can go -Yoink!- themselves.
Hahaha… This is great, thank you for this XD
Everyone will be purple, and we will have dance competitions followed by community coffee and donuts.
> Everyone will be purple, and we will have dance competitions followed by community coffee and donuts.
Caffeine and sugar are not healthy dietary supplements. We should replace donuts and coffee with a low fat salad and a freshly juiced beets and carrots health sludge.
And gold visor is given for serving cookies.
All bans are the fault of gamer’s relatives. What we need to do to protect innocent not cheaters from others using their profiles is have an authenticator set up to the X-box that prevents relatives from being able to use someone’s console. We should have a retina reader that has a screwdriver attachment set up to it. If it’s the wrong retina well at least the terrible relative will get one more chance to use the X-box.