Comedic Weapon Name Challenge

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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Hello people who probably have more reqs than me (I’m talking to you, numb nuts), I decided to make up a little “challenge” for you peeps.
(The challenge title is the title of the post)
What you need to do is chose 5 weapons or vehicles, and give them a comedic name or subtitle. Post them in da comments.
Example of how I would prefer it to be layed out:
Actual Weapon Name - Funny Weapon Name
and just do that 5 times for 5 different weapons.
here is mine as a example:
Gungoose - What’s better than a mongoose?
Plasma Grenades - Big Blue Balls Of Doom
Mantis - Titanfall Ripoff
Battle Rifle - “Pro” Player
Assault Rifle - Sprayer and Prayer

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Covenant Carbine-BR wannabe
Assault Rifle-spammer
M6D-God’s middle finger
Plasma Grenades-the enjoyable bright blue balls
Mongoose-worthless ATV

P.S. The mantis was first featured in Halo 4, which came out in 2012…two years before the first titanfall came out. So really titanfall ripped that off Halo if anything.

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OK, I’ll give it a go.

  • Banshee Ultra - Pharah’s Rocket Barrage Ult. - Phaeton - Something that apparently flies and -Yoink-. - Frag 'Nades - When your Kobe misses 100% of the time. - Nornfang - Everyone loves to use it but nobody uses it. - CE Pistol - The ultimate nostalgia trip.
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  • Mantis: Goliath - Scarab: Dragoon - Energy Sword: Psionic Blade - Wasp: Wraith - Gungoose: Vulture
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Prophets’ bane: “You won’t know what hit you!”

Hydra: The ultimate Nerf gun. Link.

Suppressor: “It’ll get you, eventually.”

Wasp: “It’s a pest!”

Spartan Laser: Portable Death Star.

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Tactical Magnum: BIP BAP BAM!

Spartan Laser: Shoop Da woop

Energy Sword: Advanced Butter knife (Toasts the bread at the same time!)

Warthog: K.I.A Car of the future! (easily destroyed)

Blaze of glory: The Ramsay method

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I don’t have any suggestions because I’m unoriginal and have 0 imagination when it comes to these things, but I really like the idea of this.

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  • Gravity Hammer - Earthquake-on-a-stick - CE Pistol - So old you have to tighten the screws every once in a while - Splinter turret - Really big unbounceable Grenade Launcher - Rain of Oblivion - Fury’s tortoise doppelganger - Blood of Suban - The Needle Rifle reincarnated - Gauss Cannon - Lazy RailgunSorry, I couldn’t narrow it to five…
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  • Void’s Tear - Force everybody to accept you - Dying Star - The first shot won’t kill ya, but the explosives will - Binary Rifle -The Eye of Sauron - ONI Gungoose - Will have you bouncing off your walls when you miss - Saw - “Hold up, I’m reloading… again!”
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Saw:Cuts wood.
SMG:Pocketgun.
Railgun:Nothing to do with trains.
Plasma Pistol:Has a small face.

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MOVIE TITLES for weapons/vehicles
Rocket launcher- Reload Speed: Non Existent
Suppressor- Press Y
Wasp- Falcon: A Sequel
Scorpion- Hijack Sequence

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Twin Jewels of Maethrillian - Twin No-Scopes of Narnia

Plasma Caster - Trash Can

Gungoose - Fungoose

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Gungoose: Fungoose!

Twin Jewels of Maethrillian: Twin No-Scopes of Narnia

Fuel Rod Gun: Green -Yoink-

(These ones are inside jokes mostly)

Hydra Launcher: Recycling Bin

Plasma Caster: Trash Can

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> 2533274796457055;13:
> Gungoose: Fungoose!
>
> Twin Jewels of Maethrillian: Twin No-Scopes of Narnia
>
> Fuel Rod Gun: Green -Yoink-
>
> (These ones are inside jokes mostly)
>
> Hydra Launcher: Recycling Bin
>
> Plasma Caster: Trash Can

Oh I forgot:

The Answer: No one asked a question

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Nornfang=the one everyone likes but no one uses
The Answer=the one no one likes but everyone uses
REQ points=space bucks [cracks me up every time :,) ]

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Grenade Launcher/Pro-pipe : “OOPS! Sooooooooorry!” (as I can never seem to hit anything other than my own team with a ricochet.)

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rocket launcher- big daddy
mantis- wait they put that thing in this game?
rail gun- sssssoooooo lllllloooonnnngggg cccchhhhhaaaarrrrrgggggeeee tttttiiiiiiimmmmmeeeee
shotty-oop get back here
splaser-hmm i thought that would do more damage

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Needler - the pink porcupine.

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> 2535429593088083;18:
> Needler - the pink porcupine.

I find that the one pink hedgehog that will never stop chasing you works better.

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> 2535405116054664;19:
> > 2535429593088083;18:
> > Needler - the pink porcupine.
>
> I find that the one pink hedgehog that will never stop chasing you works better.

Oh lord. I didn’t realize that.