come here to get a few good laughs, then leave whenever you feel like it; feel free to come back to this thread to hear a few good jokes/stories.
i would like to hear halo 4 epic fails from you guys if possible.
my fail last night:
i was playing slayer pro last night and had a great time. during one of my games, as i entered one of the buildings on complex, one of the other team mate ran past me through the hallway without seeing me… (in my mind)this was the perfect moment to assassinate him. as i ran towards him, i attempted to melee him, but swerved to my left and i somehow managed to ran in front of him. he assassinated me instead =(
joke of the hour: Two campers are hiking in the woods when one gets bitten on the rear-end by a rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs 5 miles to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. “I can’t leave,” the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?" the victim asks. “He says you’re gonna die.”
Just over a week ago I assassinated someone on Complex and they disappeared. Realized he pin balled behind me and suicided. Thought it was funny and sent it into RT’s Game Fails. 2 days later, BAM.
So, I was just playing Flood, Black Screen when I was hiding in the center (On Abandon), then a black screen, and then I spawned again and I thought I was a Flood because of the loadouts. But turns out the round just started again and to my surprise, I was human. But heres the weird twist. I had a Sword but the blade wasn’t there but it acted like it was, and I had Thruster Pack. I was the last man standing and killed quite a few flood but wow, that was just weird. It’s in my file share too.
I was playing Flood with friends and some random was human but marked as an enemy and was orange. Shot him in the face (auto aim + red dot on map), booted immediately -.-
My friends then proceeded to do the same by accident. The dude must have thought we were griefing
Me and a couple friends did a Spops mission Legendary and made a bet to do it without dying. All was good and we waited for the pelican to pick us up and as is customy halo, I walked up to my friend and started unloading my shotgun to his face (no FF and all).
Little did I realise, body to body contact with someone using Hardlight Shield will cause anything you do to them to bounce back at you.
A while ago I used the damage boost on Big Team for the first time. Armed with an assault rifle and a few plasma grenades, I ran into the heat of battle.
…Before my eventual death, i took down 4 players and 2 more on a warthog I got with the nades. So proud
joke of the hour: Two ministers doing missionary work in the South Seas are captured by a tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, “You have a choice – death, or ugga bugga.” The first guy says, “Well, I guess ugga bugga.” The chief shouts “UGGA BUGGA!” and 30 members of the tribe attack and sodomize the first missionary. The chief then asks the second minister, “Now you have a choice, death or ugga bugga.” He says “well, my religion does not allow me to choose ugga bugga, so I suppose it must be death.” The chief says, “Very well,” and shouts "DEATH. But first, UGGA BUGGA!
I was moving towards a bridge in Exile in a Scorpion. There was a teammate running with me, in front. Saw a red dude (enemy). Aimed my cannon. At the exact moment I fired, the idiot teammate jumped and caught the missile. Rocketed into next month. The red was so confused about what just happened he just stood their staring at where the guy had gone flying out of sight. (Killed him next).
joke at the half hour: Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them. The bear sees the campers and begins to head towards them. The first guy drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on. The second guy says, “What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear.” “I don’t need to outrun the bear,” the first guy says. “I just need to outrun you.”
Just completed co-operative campaign for the bromeggedon achievement and when I was using a binary rifle, I shot a knight but as I took the shot my friend got in the way and he was taken along with the knight, I started laughing so hard that I fell off my dinosaur XD
A buddy, a random, and I piled into a Guass Hog (I was driving). I couldn’t resist the Splatter opportunity and rammed someone…and to my surprise, discovered a medal when the announcer yelled (and I mean yelled) ROOOOAAAAD TRIP!!!
Has anyone else gotten this? I hadn’t gotten one before today, so you can imagine my reaction.
And for the fail part…the gunner shot a guy who was standing on top of the Warthog and we blew up
