I would have spelt all the forerunner weapons in caps just to emphasise the extra oomph these weapons have.
> LightRifle is still better than the french translation… “Fusil léger” (léger, translated to english = light/lightweight) i dont see it as LightweightRifle
>
> i find it … just a weird translation
There is a rifle in the real world (The Belgian FN FAL) which translates Fusil Automatique Léger. The rifle is a full sized battle rifle and 7,62 mm is hardly a light calibre 
I think we can all agree on the celebrity nickname formula…
Lightfle
What ? really that bother you wow. It’s unfrigginbelievable
If you’re uset about that, you maust hate your gamertag.
So uninspiring…
I can think of some names for the Light Rifle… I’m pretty tired but I’ll give it a shot.
- Phaser *
- Illuminator
- Irradiator *
- Long Sight
- Focus Ray
- Light Focus
- Faint Ray
- Quick Beam
- Light Spray
- Stream Ray
- Streamer
- Equator *
- Designator *
- Striker *
- Beamer
- Promethean Rifle (most likely already thought of)
- Fix Light
- Flash Rifle
- Incandescentor
- Flash Ray
- Barrator
- Radiator
- Radon Rifle (would not use this name unless they made the Light Rifle red and grey like the Incineration Cannon)
- Progenitor *
- Prevator *
- Preventer
- Tracker *
- Blazer (as someone else mentioned before)
- Light Clip
- Blaze Rifle
- Ray Rifle
- Analyst *
- Prosecutor *
Some names are pretty bad and long but I gave it a shot considering the hour 
- The ones with the star next to them are the ones I like
> So uninspiring…
>
> I can think of some names for the Light Rifle… I’m pretty tired but I’ll give it a shot.
>
> - Phaser
> - Illuminator
> - Irradiator
> - Long Sight
> - Focus Ray
> - Light Focus
> - Faint Ray
> - Quick Beam
> - Light Spray
> - Stream Ray
> - Streamer
> - Equator
> - Designator
> - Striker
> - Beamer
> - Promethean Rifle (most likely already thought of)
> - Fix Light
> - Flash Rifle
> - Incandescentor
> - Flash Ray
> - Barrator
> - Radiator
> - Radon Rifle (would not use this name unless they made the Light Rifle red and grey like the Incineration Cannon)
> - Progenitor
> - Prevator
> - Preventer
> - Tracker
> - Blazer (as someone else mentioned before)
> - Light Clip
> - Blaze Rifle
> - Ray Rifle
> - Analyst
> - Prosecutor
>
> Some names are pretty bad and long but I gave it a shot considering the hour
Phaser made my areolas extra hard
> > So uninspiring…
> >
> > I can think of some names for the Light Rifle… I’m pretty tired but I’ll give it a shot.
> >
> > - Phaser
> > - Illuminator
> > - Irradiator
> > - Long Sight
> > - Focus Ray
> > - Light Focus
> > - Faint Ray
> > - Quick Beam
> > - Light Spray
> > - Stream Ray
> > - Streamer
> > - Equator
> > - Designator
> > - Striker
> > - Beamer
> > - Promethean Rifle (most likely already thought of)
> > - Fix Light
> > - Flash Rifle
> > - Incandescentor
> > - Flash Ray
> > - Barrator
> > - Radiator
> > - Radon Rifle (would not use this name unless they made the Light Rifle red and grey like the Incineration Cannon)
> > - Progenitor
> > - Prevator
> > - Preventer
> > - Tracker
> > - Blazer (as someone else mentioned before)
> > - Light Clip
> > - Blaze Rifle
> > - Ray Rifle
> > - Analyst
> > - Prosecutor
> >
> > Some names are pretty bad and long but I gave it a shot considering the hour
>
> Phaser made my areolas extra hard
Lol, try to hold it in. This is Halo.
> “Fortunately for the community, I was there… And it went a little something like this…”.
>
> Hilarious and a good read. Thanks for that one ; )
>
> “Anyway, I find more and more people nitpicking at the little things in this game”.
>
> Stack enough little things up and it really degrades the experience.
>
> Plus, ‘LightRifle’? Really?
Glad you enjoyed it
On the topic of people nit picking at every aspect of this game, I cannot fully comment as I like many have given up on Halo. It doesn’t look like we’re heading any where other than a carbon copy of other shooters. Hopefully they decide to take a more competitive path and then Halo follows that.
Anyways, if you take someone being mad about the clouds or the spelling, take it for what it is… A conversation.
On the other hand, when 343 made Heaven, it is fair to ask the following questions
i) Why did we spawn asymmetrically (open-mohawk) rather than symmetrically at blue ramp and red ramp?
ii) Why didn’t they clearly distinguish sides with color instead of making the entire map white?
iii) Couldn’t they have just made nice glows of red and blue, like super obvious ones?
***“Who the hell just mentionned those ideas?!? Franky, can I fire him?!?”
*“Yeah, sure, just make sure Halo staples like Team Doubles and Team Snipers are all replaced by multiple objective playlists…”
I would call it the Wazer Wifle.
Kidding. Seriously, why not just call it the Hardlight Rifle?
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> > > You would have loved all the internal debates we had about this very topic…
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Fortunately for the community, I was there… And it went a little something like this…
> >
> > *** “Okay guys, I’ve heard a few opinions about how to display the light rifle gun’s name… Open Forum, go!”
> >
> > “Let’s make a gun that is a one shot kill that you spawn with, and call it the bolt shot!!! And give it lots of ammo!!!”
> >
> > *** “Great idea Kyle!”
> >
> > “Oh I have one! WHAT IF… You couldn’t drop the flag, but you could throw the ball!!!”
> >
> > ***“Holy you guys are geniuses!!! MOAR!!!”
> >
> > “ME! ME! I’ve always hated how Halo was balanced and fair. What if we made a flawed system where, in some games… (deep breath)… One team got 3 Incinerator spawns… and the other got NONE”
> >
> > ***" My mind is blown Veronica, it’s amazing that you’ve never played a single Halo game and yet. I’ll tell Franky to promote you. What was your last job again?"
> >
> > “Lead Color designer for Angry Birds”
> >
> > ***“Good good. Alright, more!”
> >
> > …
> >
> > “You remember that rank thing that everybody played when Halo had a good population?”
> >
> > ***“Yes?”
> >
> > “Just wanted to make sure that wasn’t coming back”
> >
> > ***“Of course not”
> >
> > “Thank gawd, hate population”
> >
> > ***“Besides, we need to focus on catering to the grifball and Zombie and Spec Ops…”
> >
> > “Sir, you said the Call of Duty Spec Ops again”
> >
> > ***“Sorry, Spartan Ops, and spartan ops community. We wouldn’t even have time to design such a system. And now that someone mentioned that bolt shot thingy we have a few more important things to bump down the priority list. Franky, can file share search wait a little longer?”
> >
> > *“Sure, whatever, while your at it, replace Matchmaking staples like the rocket launcher with they’re Promethean counter parts”
> >
> > ***“Good call (*high five). Okay guys, good work so far, but let’s keep things up. Yes Billy Joe?”
> >
> > “Yeah, I just played FFA a few times (7) back in the day and I was really tired of the guy who always won. Anyway we could handicap him?”
> >
> > “What if we awarded points extra points for killing the leader?”
> >
> > ***“Great start but not enough”
> >
> > “I GOT IT!! Well put a HUD on him”
> >
> > ***“OMG, you guys! <3 Don’t stop!”
> >
> > “And we won’t just make it a random gametype! Well completely delete and replace the existing FFA playlist that people enjoy”
> >
> > ***“What were those idiots at Bungie thinking!? How did they miss such a gametype?”
> >
> > - on going -
> >
> > And with this, I have made my last ever post on this forum. With a perma-ban only moments away for this disgrace of a post, my last words are…
> >
> > Good Luck Halo community. May there be a day where we can play Halo both socially and competitively, and may god speed.
> >
>
> 8 hours later, you are still not banned. If anyone on these forums are hypocrites, its the people who think the mods ban everyone who dislikes 343. You actually made it funny, until you mentioned how you expected a ban.
My last two bans
saying the word poop
mentioning Armor Abilities (and I won’t say the rest)
in my mail was, one more ban and its perma
SO if mentioning the word poop in its S version and discussing content which may or may not be in the game (but is in the game), I decided to add in an additional troll. I mean, when you use the name dream boss, you’ll probably get a ban…
> > “Fortunately for the community, I was there… And it went a little something like this…”.
> >
> > Hilarious and a good read. Thanks for that one ; )
> >
> > “Anyway, I find more and more people nitpicking at the little things in this game”.
> >
> > Stack enough little things up and it really degrades the experience.
> >
> > Plus, ‘LightRifle’? Really?
My friend, you obviously haven’t played in a while because they fixed the very things your complaining about.
Love your prev. post btw, freakin hilarious.
> LightRifle is still better than the french translation… “Fusil léger” (léger, translated to english = light/lightweight) i dont see it as LightweightRifle
>
> i find it … just a weird translation
Fusil de Lumière sounds pretty badass, even if you don’t know what it means.
> > LightRifle is still better than the french translation… “Fusil léger” (léger, translated to english = light/lightweight) i dont see it as LightweightRifle
> >
> > i find it … just a weird translation
>
> Fusil de Lumière sounds pretty badass, even if you don’t know what it means.
That’s what I was thinking. I’m fairly sure it’s not supposed to be light as in light weight. So Fusil de Lumière sounds good to me!
I’ve always thought that it looked plain sloppy as well. Never mentioned it because it’s not really important.
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> > > “Fortunately for the community, I was there… And it went a little something like this…”.
> > >
> > > Hilarious and a good read. Thanks for that one ; )
> > >
> > > “Anyway, I find more and more people nitpicking at the little things in this game”.
> > >
> > > Stack enough little things up and it really degrades the experience.
> > >
> > > Plus, ‘LightRifle’? Really?
> >
> > Glad you enjoyed it
> >
> > On the topic of people nit picking at every aspect of this game, I cannot fully comment as I like many have given up on Halo. It doesn’t look like we’re heading any where other than a carbon copy of other shooters. Hopefully they decide to take a more competitive path and then Halo follows that.
> >
> > Anyways, if you take someone being mad about the clouds or the spelling, take it for what it is… A conversation.
> >
> > On the other hand, when 343 made Heaven, it is fair to ask the following questions
> >
> > i) Why did we spawn asymmetrically (open-mohawk) rather than symmetrically at blue ramp and red ramp?
> >
> > ii) Why didn’t they clearly distinguish sides with color instead of making the entire map white?
> >
> > iii) Couldn’t they have just made nice glows of red and blue, like super obvious ones?
> >
> > ***“Who the hell just mentionned those ideas?!? Franky, can I fire him?!?”
> >
> > *“Yeah, sure, just make sure Halo staples like Team Doubles and Team Snipers are all replaced by multiple objective playlists…”
>
> My friend, you obviously haven’t played in a while because they fixed the very things your complaining about.
>
> Love your prev. post btw, freakin hilarious.
I finally did return, but its embarrassing that the map wasn’t released with colors in the first place, or that the spawns were selected as so.
And thank you, my constructive way of coming up with a constructive most which ironically got me banned for 2000 years, was for making a non-constructive post.
> > > > > You would have loved all the internal debates we had about this very topic…
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Fortunately for the community, I was there… And it went a little something like this…
> > > >
> > > > *** “Okay guys, I’ve heard a few opinions about how to display the light rifle gun’s name… Open Forum, go!”
> > > >
> > > > “Let’s make a gun that is a one shot kill that you spawn with, and call it the bolt shot!!! And give it lots of ammo!!!”
> > > >
> > > > *** “Great idea Kyle!”
> > > >
> > > > “Oh I have one! WHAT IF… You couldn’t drop the flag, but you could throw the ball!!!”
> > > >
> > > > ***“Holy you guys are geniuses!!! MOAR!!!”
> > > >
> > > > “ME! ME! I’ve always hated how Halo was balanced and fair. What if we made a flawed system where, in some games… (deep breath)… One team got 3 Incinerator spawns… and the other got NONE”
> > > >
> > > > ***" My mind is blown Veronica, it’s amazing that you’ve never played a single Halo game and yet. I’ll tell Franky to promote you. What was your last job again?"
> > > >
> > > > “Lead Color designer for Angry Birds”
> > > >
> > > > ***“Good good. Alright, more!”
> > > >
> > > > …
> > > >
> > > > “You remember that rank thing that everybody played when Halo had a good population?”
> > > >
> > > > ***“Yes?”
> > > >
> > > > “Just wanted to make sure that wasn’t coming back”
> > > >
> > > > ***“Of course not”
> > > >
> > > > “Thank gawd, hate population”
> > > >
> > > > ***“Besides, we need to focus on catering to the grifball and Zombie and Spec Ops…”
> > > >
> > > > “Sir, you said the Call of Duty Spec Ops again”
> > > >
> > > > ***“Sorry, Spartan Ops, and spartan ops community. We wouldn’t even have time to design such a system. And now that someone mentioned that bolt shot thingy we have a few more important things to bump down the priority list. Franky, can file share search wait a little longer?”
> > > >
> > > > *“Sure, whatever, while your at it, replace Matchmaking staples like the rocket launcher with they’re Promethean counter parts”
> > > >
> > > > ***“Good call (*high five). Okay guys, good work so far, but let’s keep things up. Yes Billy Joe?”
> > > >
> > > > “Yeah, I just played FFA a few times (7) back in the day and I was really tired of the guy who always won. Anyway we could handicap him?”
> > > >
> > > > “What if we awarded points extra points for killing the leader?”
> > > >
> > > > ***“Great start but not enough”
> > > >
> > > > “I GOT IT!! Well put a HUD on him”
> > > >
> > > > ***“OMG, you guys! <3 Don’t stop!”
> > > >
> > > > “And we won’t just make it a random gametype! Well completely delete and replace the existing FFA playlist that people enjoy”
> > > >
> > > > ***“What were those idiots at Bungie thinking!? How did they miss such a gametype?”
> > > >
> > > > - on going -
> > > >
> > > > And with this, I have made my last ever post on this forum. With a perma-ban only moments away for this disgrace of a post, my last words are…
> > > >
> > > > Good Luck Halo community. May there be a day where we can play Halo both socially and competitively, and may god speed.
> > > >
> > >
> > > 8 hours later, you are still not banned. If anyone on these forums are hypocrites, its the people who think the mods ban everyone who dislikes 343. You actually made it funny, until you mentioned how you expected a ban.
> >
> > He wouldn’t be the first to be banned for something like that. And besides a ban doesn’t always show up as “Discharged”. The mods aren’t all bad here but they aren’t perfect either.
>
> <mark>I doubt he is banned.</mark> If he was, the post would’ve been edited by a mod. And you are only banned when you take it to the extreme. He didn’t, he kept it funny. And Discharged mean a permaban, not a temporary one.
>
> No one is perfect, but these mods do a good job for what they are dealing with.
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I’m sorry but I just can’t stay away from this gem. He just got perma banned from that post by snickerdoodle.
He may have been on the line between what should be allowed and what shouldn’t be. But it was obvious that his post wasn’t meant to be taken 100% seriously. And many other people saw that too, just take a look at the number of thanks for that post.
> Edited by Moderator - Please do not make nonconstructive posts.
>
>
> *Original post, click at your own discretion.
>
>
>
>
>
> > You would have loved all the internal debates we had about this very topic…
>
> Fortunately for the community, I was there… And it went a little something like this…
>
> *** “Okay guys, I’ve heard a few opinions about how to display the light rifle gun’s name… Open Forum, go!”
>
> “Let’s make a gun that is a one shot kill that you spawn with, and call it the bolt shot!!! And give it lots of ammo!!!”
>
> *** “Great idea Kyle!”
>
> “Oh I have one! WHAT IF… You couldn’t drop the flag, but you could throw the ball!!!”
>
> ***“Holy you guys are geniuses!!! MOAR!!!”
>
> “ME! ME! I’ve always hated how Halo was balanced and fair. What if we made a flawed system where, in some games… (deep breath)… One team got 3 Incinerator spawns… and the other got NONE”
>
> ***" My mind is blown Veronica, it’s amazing that you’ve never played a single Halo game and yet. I’ll tell Franky to promote you. What was your last job again?"
>
> “Lead Color designer for Angry Birds”
>
> ***“Good good. Alright, more!”
>
> …
>
> “You remember that rank thing that everybody played when Halo had a good population?”
>
> ***“Yes?”
>
> “Just wanted to make sure that wasn’t coming back”
>
> ***“Of course not”
>
> “Thank gawd, hate population”
>
> ***“Besides, we need to focus on catering to the grifball and Zombie and Spec Ops…”
>
> “Sir, you said the Call of Duty Spec Ops again”
>
> ***“Sorry, Spartan Ops, and spartan ops community. We wouldn’t even have time to design such a system. And now that someone mentioned that bolt shot thingy we have a few more important things to bump down the priority list. Franky, can file share search wait a little longer?”
>
> *“Sure, whatever, while your at it, replace Matchmaking staples like the rocket launcher with they’re Promethean counter parts”
>
> ***“Good call (*high five). Okay guys, good work so far, but let’s keep things up. Yes Billy Joe?”
>
> “Yeah, I just played FFA a few times (7) back in the day and I was really tired of the guy who always won. Anyway we could handicap him?”
>
> “What if we awarded points extra points for killing the leader?”
>
> ***“Great start but not enough”
>
> “I GOT IT!! Well put a HUD on him”
>
> ***“OMG, you guys! <3 Don’t stop!”
>
> “And we won’t just make it a random gametype! Well completely delete and replace the existing FFA playlist that people enjoy”
>
> ***“What were those idiots at Bungie thinking!? How did they miss such a gametype?”
>
> - on going -
>
> And with this, I have made my last ever post on this forum. With a perma-ban only moments away for this disgrace of a post, my last words are…
>
> Good Luck Halo community. May there be a day where we can play Halo both socially and competitively, and may god speed.
>
I love this post more than anything I’ve ever read on this forum.
> Edited by Moderator - Please do not make nonconstructive posts.
>
>
> *Original post, click at your own discretion.
>
>
>
>
>
> > You would have loved all the internal debates we had about this very topic…
>
> Fortunately for the community, I was there… And it went a little something like this…
>
> *** “Okay guys, I’ve heard a few opinions about how to display the light rifle gun’s name… Open Forum, go!”
>
> “Let’s make a gun that is a one shot kill that you spawn with, and call it the bolt shot!!! And give it lots of ammo!!!”
>
> *** “Great idea Kyle!”
>
> “Oh I have one! WHAT IF… You couldn’t drop the flag, but you could throw the ball!!!”
>
> ***“Holy you guys are geniuses!!! MOAR!!!”
>
> “ME! ME! I’ve always hated how Halo was balanced and fair. What if we made a flawed system where, in some games… (deep breath)… One team got 3 Incinerator spawns… and the other got NONE”
>
> ***" My mind is blown Veronica, it’s amazing that you’ve never played a single Halo game and yet. I’ll tell Franky to promote you. What was your last job again?"
>
> “Lead Color designer for Angry Birds”
>
> ***“Good good. Alright, more!”
>
> …
>
> “You remember that rank thing that everybody played when Halo had a good population?”
>
> ***“Yes?”
>
> “Just wanted to make sure that wasn’t coming back”
>
> ***“Of course not”
>
> “Thank gawd, hate population”
>
> ***“Besides, we need to focus on catering to the grifball and Zombie and Spec Ops…”
>
> “Sir, you said the Call of Duty Spec Ops again”
>
> ***“Sorry, Spartan Ops, and spartan ops community. We wouldn’t even have time to design such a system. And now that someone mentioned that bolt shot thingy we have a few more important things to bump down the priority list. Franky, can file share search wait a little longer?”
>
> *“Sure, whatever, while your at it, replace Matchmaking staples like the rocket launcher with they’re Promethean counter parts”
>
> ***“Good call (*high five). Okay guys, good work so far, but let’s keep things up. Yes Billy Joe?”
>
> “Yeah, I just played FFA a few times (7) back in the day and I was really tired of the guy who always won. Anyway we could handicap him?”
>
> “What if we awarded points extra points for killing the leader?”
>
> ***“Great start but not enough”
>
> “I GOT IT!! Well put a HUD on him”
>
> ***“OMG, you guys! <3 Don’t stop!”
>
> “And we won’t just make it a random gametype! Well completely delete and replace the existing FFA playlist that people enjoy”
>
> ***“What were those idiots at Bungie thinking!? How did they miss such a gametype?”
>
> - on going -
>
> And with this, I have made my last ever post on this forum. With a perma-ban only moments away for this disgrace of a post, my last words are…
>
> Good Luck Halo community. May there be a day where we can play Halo both socially and competitively, and may god speed.
>
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Spot on, spot on. You win the Internets. Shame a moderator blocked your post, I found it constructive.
> > “Fortunately for the community, I was there… And it went a little something like this…”.
> >
> > Hilarious and a good read. Thanks for that one ; )
> >
> > “Anyway, I find more and more people nitpicking at the little things in this game”.
> >
> > Stack enough little things up and it really degrades the experience.
> >
> > Plus, ‘LightRifle’? Really?
>
> Glad you enjoyed it
>
> On the topic of people nit picking at every aspect of this game, I cannot fully comment as I like many have given up on Halo. It doesn’t look like we’re heading any where other than a carbon copy of other shooters. Hopefully they decide to take a more competitive path and then Halo follows that.
>
> Anyways, if you take someone being mad about the clouds or the spelling, take it for what it is… A conversation.
>
>
>
> On the other hand, when 343 made Heaven, it is fair to ask the following questions
>
> i) Why did we spawn asymmetrically (open-mohawk) rather than symmetrically at blue ramp and red ramp?
>
> ii) Why didn’t they clearly distinguish sides with color instead of making the entire map white?
>
> iii) Couldn’t they have just made nice glows of red and blue, like super obvious ones?
>
> ***“Who the hell just mentionned those ideas?!? Franky, can I fire him?!?”
>
> *“Yeah, sure, just make sure Halo staples like Team Doubles and Team Snipers are all replaced by multiple objective playlists…”
I salute you good sir. You may have been permabanned, but you went out like a champ. You’re the voice of reason we need, but not the one we deserve.