Halo must change to survive. it will die if it doesn’t change. We changed it and it the online population died in 6 months but we’re changing the changes to change the result with only keeping the best change of those changes, while adding several new changes and balancing all included changes. change is necessary on the next-gen console because if we do not change we die. halo is not immune.
if the changes do not sit well with fans during the halo 5 beta, we will be sure to change our attention to something other than what they’re trying to say thereby allowing us to keep these changes for the official release of halo 5: guardians.
Games must evolve, change is necessary. All other games do it and almost all died long before they could claim to be around as long as halo has been. clearly they just did not change enough to survive, because as we all know, change is 100% necessary 100% of the time and you are an aging, ant-changing, caveman with a patato for a brain if you do not change your opinion to be in favor of change. So change your attitude. Changing gears for a second. Maybe this will change your perspective…think…even all potato plants change, but they all die because they do not change enough!!! “So?”, you ask. Change MORE we say!!! Yes! CHANGE!!! (crowd of 37 roaring at this point)
So 343 changed their mission from delivering us stale (defined: highly successful w/large steady [unchanging-yuck] player populations) to something fresh (defined as: nothing special and nothing you haven’t seen before in many other games, just modified versions of already existing things in most every other game) by turning Halo into the video game industry’s equivalent of the music industry’s “Now That’s What i Call FPS” series.
Change is coming, whether you like it or not (we know most of you do not, but do not care). If Halo 5’s online population drops of the face off the face of the planet like Halo 4’s did, that will be great as it will be drastically changing and if you do not like this that is your fault.
So, not to worry…CHANGE IS COMING AGAIN as we will revolutionize FPS the genre by making it a hybrid FPS/MMO/Puzzle/Strategy/Sports/Arcade/Open-World/Music/RPG/Kinect-ready/Karaoke . . . . shhh… wait for it…
. . . While adding in tremendous amounts of more CHANGE when we take several common features from each of the most popular titles within every one of these respective genres, and cram them all into HALO 6… Oh yes…cramming them in a way that will CHANGE the way you see Halo forever, as Halo will CHANGE from a current game series to a former game series which died a slow, agonizing, awful death. But goddammit!!! It WILL CHANGE BEFORE IT DIES!!! CHANGE!!! YES!! CHANGE!!! IT MUST!!! WE MUST!!! CHANGES!!! CHANGE THE CHANGE!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY SPARE…CHAAAANNNNNNGEEEE!!! MAKE CHANGE FOR ME PLEASE!! CHANGE I SAY!!! change!!! change you say? I say chaannnnngeeee!!! o’doyle rules! (fades out)