Cant take game serious when cheif has a hard.

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Ok, lets be real Cheif looks at Cortanas a$ the entire game. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md3u19K3HG1r3br00o1_500.jpg

Chief is not a pervert nor would he feel that way about Cortana.

I didn’t notice him gaze at her butt in any cinematic. I think his relationship is purely platonic, not being sexual in any way. Due to some alterations to his thyroid during the augmentations, it’s very possible that John is asexual.

Edit: i just opened up that link. >.<

if she was apearing with you all the time wouldnt you?!

And who took the picture with their cellphone? :wink:

‘hold x to use controls’
Chief: dont mind if do…

Looks at -Yoink-.

“Press to use console”

damn lol.

Mmmm dat console.

> ‘hold x to use controls’
> Chief: dont mind if do…

HAHA! Made my day. As you can tell im not having a very exciting day lol.