CANT A GUY TAKE A PISS!?

Wake up, John. -Yoink- I’m not asleep! I had to take a leak and I’m sure may teammates can do without me for 30 -Yoink- seconds! Seriously 343, this is unacceptable… I was playing warzone, the matches are long, sometimes we gotta piss. I did. But I knew that if I left something would happen(Such as being booted for inactivity). So I decided to hold it. It got to the point that I almost pissed myself so I got up and went pee. The bathroom is right outside my bedroom door, small house. I wasn’t even gone for 30 seconds and I was booted. I’ve been grinding for req points because I am so close to getting my helmet yet I refuse to meddle in your petty micro transactions. Please do something about this inactivity boot and stop robbing me of my req points right before the match ends. Thank you for your time.

It takes several minutes to boot you. Perhaps you should use the bathroom before a match starts?

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> It takes several minutes to boot you. Perhaps you should use the bathroom before a match starts?

I know for sure that it was 30 seconds cause I texted my friend right before I got up. I checked after I got back and next to the message it said 30 seconds ago. This may be an approximation but it was no longer than a minute. And warzone matches are pretty long, and when you drink a lot if water, you tend to pee a lot.

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> I know for sure that it was 30 seconds cause I texted my friend right before I got up. I checked after I got back and next to the message it said 30 seconds ago. This may be an approximation but it was no longer than a minute. And warzone matches are pretty long, and when you drink a lot if water, you tend to pee a lot.

Link the match, I’ll watch it when I get home.

That’s weird I’ve been gone for well over a minute and I never got booted.

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> That’s weird I’ve been gone for well over a minute and I never got booted.

It takes three.

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Sorry I didn’t think to save it.

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Reese1Murrow, you are a such a bad teamate, YOU deserve to get kicked out if you are going to the bathroom in the middle of a game plus you are texting your friends…
what is this post, this systeme is there exactly for people like you. Sitting still and waiting for a game to end to get ur dumb req isn’t grinding IMO.

bye

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Just link me to it in your game history here on the sight. I can watch the video after I bookmark it from there.

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> Reese1Murrow, you are a such a bad teamate, YOU deserve to get kicked out if you are going to the bathroom in the middle of a game plus you are texting your friends…
> what is this post, this systeme is there exactly for people like you. Sitting still and waiting for a game to end to get ur dumb req isn’t grinding IMO.
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I’m pretty sure not wetting ones pants is of higher priority than finishing a warzone match. His teammates could have done without him for a few seconds.

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> > > > I know for sure that it was 30 seconds cause I texted my friend right before I got up. I checked after I got back and next to the message it said 30 seconds ago. This may be an approximation but it was no longer than a minute. And warzone matches are pretty long, and when you drink a lot if water, you tend to pee a lot.
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> > Reese1Murrow, you are a such a bad teamate, YOU deserve to get kicked out if you are going to the bathroom in the middle of a game plus you are texting your friends…
> > what is this post, this systeme is there exactly for people like you. Sitting still and waiting for a game to end to get ur dumb req isn’t grinding IMO.
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> I’m pretty sure not wetting ones pants is of higher priority than finishing a warzone match. His teammates could have done without him for a few seconds.

It takes three minutes to kick someone. He should have used the bathroom before the match/class/board meeting. Seriously, if you’re bladder control is that poor you will not function in society.

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> Reese1Murrow, you are a such a bad teamate, YOU deserve to get kicked out if you are going to the bathroom in the middle of a game plus you are texting your friends…
> what is this post, this systeme is there exactly for people like you. Sitting still and waiting for a game to end to get ur dumb req isn’t grinding IMO.
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> bye

Thanks for your feedback bud, but ill have you know that I was top if the leaderboard when I got up and left. When you got a big lead its okay to take a brief break.

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> > > > I know for sure that it was 30 seconds cause I texted my friend right before I got up. I checked after I got back and next to the message it said 30 seconds ago. This may be an approximation but it was no longer than a minute. And warzone matches are pretty long, and when you drink a lot if water, you tend to pee a lot.
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> > Reese1Murrow, you are a such a bad teamate, YOU deserve to get kicked out if you are going to the bathroom in the middle of a game plus you are texting your friends…
> > what is this post, this systeme is there exactly for people like you. Sitting still and waiting for a game to end to get ur dumb req isn’t grinding IMO.
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> I’m pretty sure not wetting ones pants is of higher priority than finishing a warzone match. His teammates could have done without him for a few seconds.

Thank you my man…

this thread confuses me. he had to pee, y we so hostile

Man, I’m sorry to say this, as I have had my own frustrations with this and the Banhammer, but there’s just no way you were gone for 30secs and got booted for inactivity. Maybe you really were gone for 30 and just lagged out, but everyone here (especially the dude who coded the booting system in H5) knows that if you were banned, you were definitely gone longer than 30 seconds hahahah.

I’m sure you were gone longer than you think and just don’t realize it… Once I was playing infection with a friend, and he had to go do something and was gone for probably 7-8 minutes and missed 2 whole rounds of the infection game, and when he came back he had the “wake up, John” screen and was SO MAD because he swore he was only gone for 1 minute. I just had to laugh at him and tell him he had actually missed over half the game, but he still swears he was not gone long enough to be booted.

But if you’re really hardcore, you’d just keep some empty bottles by your Xbox and use them. Gotta get those reqs, brah.

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> > > > > I know for sure that it was 30 seconds cause I texted my friend right before I got up. I checked after I got back and next to the message it said 30 seconds ago. This may be an approximation but it was no longer than a minute. And warzone matches are pretty long, and when you drink a lot if water, you tend to pee a lot.
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> > > what is this post, this systeme is there exactly for people like you. Sitting still and waiting for a game to end to get ur dumb req isn’t grinding IMO.
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> It takes three minutes to kick someone. He should have used the bathroom before the match/class/board meeting. Seriously, if you’re bladder control is that poor you will not function in society.

As he said, it takes 3 minutes to kick someone. A lot can happen in 3 minutes, especially in arena. I can see why you would be frustrated for being kicked in 3 minutes in a Warzone match since they are usually very long games, but I guess 343 just wants the time idle before being kicked to be the same in all gametypes.

Dont worry man, missing one game won’t set you too far back with your req points. I definitely have my beef with the Banhammer but I’m all for kicking players who are idle for too long. Maybe 3 minutes in Warzone is a bit harsh, especially since it’s unranked, and you aren’t giving the enemy free kills since you had to press X to spawn, but overall kicking players for inactivity in general is a good thing.

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> Man, I’m sorry to say this, as I have had my own frustrations with this and the Banhammer, but there’s just no way you were gone for 30secs and got booted for inactivity. Maybe you really were gone for 30 and just lagged out, but everyone here (especially the dude who coded the booting system in H5) knows that if you were banned, you were definitely gone longer than 30 seconds hahahah.
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> But if you’re really hardcore, you’d just keep some empty bottles by your Xbox and use them. Gotta get those reqs, brah.

I appreciate your respective attitude. Thank you for that. But with all do respect, I know how long I was out…

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> > > what is this post, this systeme is there exactly for people like you. Sitting still and waiting for a game to end to get ur dumb req isn’t grinding IMO.
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> It takes three minutes to kick someone. He should have used the bathroom before the match/class/board meeting. Seriously, if you’re bladder control is that poor you will not function in society.

Yes this statement is true. But this is halo, not a class or a meeting. If I have to take a leak during a match, I should be able to.

It’s not just this game is all games anymore you barely get 10 seconds