Lets say Bungie did complete plan 7. Which is World Domination. Come up with rules you think they will enforce.
Rule #1:
-Everybody must have a copy of Halo: CE.
Rule #2:
-You must play a Halo game everyday for about 7 hours.
Rule #3:
-All none Bungie games are illegal to own.
Owning one will result in:
1st offense: 7 days probation.
2nd offenses: 7 days in jail.
3rd offense: 7 weeks in jail.
4th offense: 7 months in prison.
5th offense: 7 years in prison.
6th offense: 7 life sentience’s.
7th offense: You will die 7 times.
Rule 4:
-You must have The Seventh Column logo flag in your house at all times.
Now come up with your own rules.
#5: At the start of every morning, you must sing the Bungie national anthem.
#6: Every night, you must sacrifice a dog’s head to the Overlords.
> Every night, you must sacrifice a dog’s head to the Overlords.
Which you must name Ling-Ling. After the beheading you must put the dogs head in a jar, and ship it over to the Bungie Overloads.
> (I think this should have went into the “Community Creations” section.)
Eh, I think it’ll be fine here in General. It’s more of a forum game than it is a community creation. :\
Rule 7
One must purchase a copy of Bungie’s next IP. This is a requirement in order to be a citizen of Earth Planet Bungie. Note that non-citizens are subject to immediate deportation from the planet via slingshot.
> > (I think this should have went into the “Community Creations” section.)
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> Eh, I think it’ll be fine here in General. It’s more of a forum game than it is a community creation. :
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> Rule 7
> One must purchase a copy of Bungie’s next IP. This is a requirement in order to be a citizen of Earth Planet Bungie. Note that non-citizens are subject to immediate deportation from the planet via slingshot.
They are also subject to death by Armour Lock and double-pummeling.
Why was this moved to Community Creations? Isn’t this a forum game?
RULE 8:
You must worship the seven holy Unggoy: Yayap, Dadab, Linglin, Tukduk, Pipit, Mehmep and Humnum. You must sacrifice 7 baby brutes that have been alive for 7 days and have eaten 7 rats that have lived for 7 years. These holy Grunts will then give you enough food nipple to last 7 days. If ANYBODY fails in this then they shall be tortured for 7 years and made to listen to Sgt. Johnson’s flip music the whole time while listening to Jenkins whining about there being too many days of this left.