Buck the Deer

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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Hello, I have some grave news, Sgt buck was hit by a car. He didn’t see the lights in the distance, and as he looked to the side, the warthog hit him. Speaking of which, why don’t any characters die of stupid accidents. They happen, don’t avoid them 343. But the reason Buck was crossing the road was because like every other deer, he was stupid. Don’t worry, his antler pierced the warthogs window as he died, and the antler killed the driver, which was Lord Hood.

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I…see.

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…ummm…ok then…carry on with your day? I don’t know…this is weird and probably counts as spam…but whatever, I’m just put on my VALE and close my eyes

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Ok

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rip

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He will be in our prayers

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My heart and prayers go out to the families affected by the broken warthog.
Rest in pieces

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Hey, hey, guys why did Buck cross the road? Because his friends DAREd him to! HAHAHA…

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I’ll see myself out.

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> Hey, hey, guys why did Buck cross the road? Because his friends DAREd him to! HAHAHA…
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> I’ll see myself out.

Get out, you should be ashamed

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> > Hey, hey, guys why did Buck cross the road? Because his friends DAREd him to! HAHAHA…
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> Get out, you should be ashamed

It was a ROOKIE mistake. He won’t make it again.

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> 2533274870884222;8:
> Hey, hey, guys why did Buck cross the road? Because his friends DAREd him to! HAHAHA…
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> I’ll see myself out.

I honestly don’t know what to think of this thread.

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> > > Hey, hey, guys why did Buck cross the road? Because his friends DAREd him to! HAHAHA…
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> It was a ROOKIE mistake. He won’t make it again.

I’m dying right now lol XD

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> 2533274870884222;8:
> Hey, hey, guys why did Buck cross the road? Because his friends DAREd him to! HAHAHA…
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> I’ll see myself out.

Dont forget to LOCKE the door on your way out. O_O

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It was worth to visit that thread… :DD

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Canonically shouldnt a spartan in Mjolnir survive a hit from a hog? even if they dont in gameplay?

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> Hello, I have some grave news, Sgt buck was hit by a car. He didn’t see the lights in the distance, and as he looked to the side, the warthog hit him. Speaking of which, why don’t any characters die of stupid accidents. They happen, don’t avoid them 343. But the reason Buck was crossing the road was because like every other deer, he was stupid. Don’t worry, his antler pierced the warthogs window as he died, and the antler killed the driver, which was Lord Hood.

Did he have a VALE on his face, ha.ha.ha.

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> 2533274888579326;10:
> > 2535469305618291;9:
> > > 2533274870884222;8:
> > > Hey, hey, guys why did Buck cross the road? Because his friends DAREd him to! HAHAHA…
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> > > I’ll see myself out.
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> > Get out, you should be ashamed
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> It was a ROOKIE mistake. He won’t make it again.

groan

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> > 2533274870884222;8:
> > Hey, hey, guys why did Buck cross the road? Because his friends DAREd him to! HAHAHA…
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> > I’ll see myself out.
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> Dont forget to LOCKE the door on your way out. O_O

heavier groan
Guys, please the puns are too much.

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> Canonically shouldnt a spartan in Mjolnir survive a hit from a hog? even if they dont in gameplay?

They might survive it, but I think a direct hit from a warthog is enough TANAKA spartan out.

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> > 2533274870790671;15:
> > Canonically shouldnt a spartan in Mjolnir survive a hit from a hog? even if they dont in gameplay?
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> They might survive it, but I think a direct hit from a warthog is enough TANAKA spartan out.

no… just no… go away, please

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> 2535469305618291;19:
> > 2535424927424993;18:
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> > > Canonically shouldnt a spartan in Mjolnir survive a hit from a hog? even if they dont in gameplay?
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> > They might survive it, but I think a direct hit from a warthog is enough TANAKA spartan out.
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> no… just no… go away, please

Okay :frowning: bye guys, funs over.