Breaking news... Cheif can charge your ipods

Games Other Halo
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LINK

As you can tell from the above link. the chief has been outfitted with not one… not two… but 4 USB ports.

This is revolutionary to say the least.

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He’s gotta have musical inspiration on the field. He just listens to his favourite tracks

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Hell yeah!

Now, I can charge my iPod, backup my memory from my USB sticks, and charge my controller all at the same time!

Master Chief has changed my life for the better!

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USB slots? HA.
They’re obviously ridges to fend off the nasty fans gnawing on his arms.
They’re ravenous, I should know, half my teeth were gouged out when I lunged at him.

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My computer has 6.

My computer can supply more power than MJOLNIR armor.

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How cool would it be if you could access the music on your xbox via the Spartan HuD and listen to music through the game? That’d be pretty awesome.

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> My computer has 6.
>
> My computer can supply more power than MJOLNIR armor.

NASA wants their computer back

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> > My computer has 6.
> >
> > My computer can supply more power than MJOLNIR armor.
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> NASA wants their computer back

I’ll return it after my visit to the moon.

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> My computer has 6.
>
> My computer can supply more power than MJOLNIR armor.

my Xbox 360 S has 5

so it’s cheaper than NASA’s computer and has more power than the chief’s armor

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This is quite pssibly the most important technological innovation the unsc has ever made. It’s even more important than warthog cup-holders.

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OUTDATED

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Well thank god. I was honestly thinking about not buying the game if he didn’t have usb ports. Any good spartan knows they’re essential on the battlefield.

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I always wondered where the musical soundtracks came from after all these years. I guess that spartans and ODSTs have usb ports to download the music OSTs from the Halo games and have them play in their helmets depending on their situation, like a helmet based helmet. Maybe the helmets were made partially by Apple, like the I-helmet.

EDIT: Wait, there are USBs in the 26th century?

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dont get your hopes up itll only accept Zunes

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> EDIT: Wait, there are USBs in the 26th century?

Yep, thats were we got them from in the first place.

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  1. Those aren’t USB ports, they’re too close to an area that gets dirty a lot.
  2. USB??? In the future?? Blu-tooth with bio-kinetic energy recharging batteries, no need for a USB.
  3. What do I need an iPod for? I’ve got me a Cortana with blue skin and the capability to hack into any database I want. Every song is free and my helmet is my soundbox…
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> > EDIT: Wait, there are USBs in the 26th century?
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> Yep, thats were we got them from in the first place.

Wow. We built a forward moving time machine to go forward in time to get the technology for USB drives?

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> 1) Those aren’t USB ports, they’re too close to an area that gets dirty a lot.
> 2) USB??? In the future?? Blu-tooth with bio-kinetic energy recharging batteries, no need for a USB.

Nonsense!

Heh, I wonder what the hard drive space would be…

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> > 1) Those aren’t USB ports, they’re too close to an area that gets dirty a lot.
> > 2) USB??? In the future?? Blu-tooth with bio-kinetic energy recharging batteries, no need for a USB.
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> Nonsense!
>
> Heh, I wonder what the hard drive space would be…

Nano-crystal layered MJOLNIR titanium-A platting. The suit IS the HD.