Dearest 343,
There were often times when I wondered, “Now how could 343 manage to finally -Yoink- up Team Snipes? I mean, they came so close with Halo 4, but didn’t quite finish the job. How could they finish it off with H5?”. I’ve pondered upon this for a couple years, and while I came up empty…you…you 343…with Halo 5, you guys hit the sweet-spot, the nail on the head, knocked it out of the park! Congratulations! You’ve conquered another! You’ve officially ruined Team Snipers!
1. Sniper glare has no place in Halo, period. CHECK
2. Sniper glare in Team Snipers is similar to turning on your bright-lights for a drive in broad daylight on a sunny day with no clouds … Totally defeats the purpose. CHECK
3. Sniper glare in Team Snipers when games are being played on only smaller maps is by far your greatest achievement. I don’t think anybody can come up with a reason for this one. Usually you have a couple people who find some way to twist logic to ten-fold, but this one might actually stump everyone. Incredible work. CHECK
4. Team Snipers can be played on BTB maps. Since it is very unlikely that you ever played Halo much before (maybe at all), I thought I’d let you know it is OK to make use of those other 4 horrible maps. (for clarity’s sake: the 4 forge maps, for which you conveniently didn’t have to pay for or spend time on). You probably got this one by accident…but CHECK!
5. Your “new” aiming system the overwhelming majority of players hate really shines in this playlist. Just wanted to point that out and pat you guys on the backs, because there’s nothing like shoving something nobody wants down their throat (in this case the “new” aiming system). and then pretending it’s been fixed just as it becomes most painful for all the folks who never asked you to shove it down their throats but you went ahead and shoved. CHECK
6. I don’t understand why you would have removed grenades/radar…you’re sending me mixed signals here, guys! I thought the entire point was not making best possible experiences? See, with 1-5 you epically nail, and I mean goddam do you ever nail it with 1-5! I dunno. I suppose I’m nitpicking here, and I definitley do not mean to take away from the other incredible successes. I don’t understand why you removed the nades and radar, but it honestly doesn’t matter - You killed it, and that’s all that ultimately matters. X
I’m not sure if I’m being sarcastic anymore. The lack of plain logic begs the rational mind to consider whether your objective really is making the best experiences possible.
I just found you’d ruined my favorite Halo playlist ever, and, well I guess I just wanted to let you know. I honestly do not know whether you will take that as news for which you will celebrate, or accept it as the sincere feedback it is intended to be. You guys are killing Halo, piece by piece, and no amount of stupid -Yoink- troll posts received here will change that fact. It’s in your hands, and it’s your decisions to make. You can change all of this. “Change” is practically your collective middle name, so let’s not pretend like it’s too much to ask. Good luck. You need it.
though I am more than willing to make you happy and give it a shot.
But I’ll definitely will play it, though since I have used the sniper rifle before I think the glare is meant to make sure that a sniper can’t get too comfy in one spot, after a couple kills relocate so that you can continue to catch you enemy off guard