BOLTSHOT!!!!

Ok since I’ve started playing Halo 4 at launch I haven’t touched the Boltshot. I have been working on the UNSC Loadout Commendations. However, the forums and the entire consensus on XBL is that the Boltshot is way too overpowered. To just add to everyone’s frustration online I have been abusing the Boltshot.

If you are not having fun playing Halo 4 right now; may I suggest the following:

  1. For all of your Loadouts equip the Boltshot.

  2. Everytime you spawn, pull that -Yoink- out!

  3. While you are attempting to kill someone with your fancy new weapon. SCREAM! At the top of your lungs, “I HAVE THE BOLTSHOT! COME F*CK WITH ME!”

  4. Watch all the little try-hards run after you, CLOSE RANGE, with Battle Rifles complaining, "I three shotted a fool with Bumpa Jumpa! HE SHOULD HAVE DIED!

  5. Repeat steps 2-4 until you have a smile on your face.