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Friends, aquatints, random stranger, there is a imposter in our midst. His name is bluedevil817 or as he is known on his home world, xenon, beachzyy. He has lied to all of us in the halo forum. He has tried to convince you all that master chief is a cat when in fact he is a velociraptor. Now you may be asking yourselves what does this man have to gain by lieing about the master Chiefs identity. EVERYTHING. He is also in fact a velociraptor who , with Chris Pratt and masterchief, want to build the largest Jurassic park for their kind to frolic in and this park is to be located on earth. Keep your eyes open people and don’t believe the lies of bluedevil817. Good night and good luck.