Blatant Rip Off

I mean, seriously, what the heck… This game has Pixels, you can swing your arm, there is grass and dirt and rock and iron…

THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A MINECRAFT CLONE. Why the heck would you guys make a Minecraft clone?

Also, the DMR is WAAAY overpowered it needs to be nerfed…

Also, the DMR is seriously weak, it needs to be buffed…

Oh, and please remove weapon skins, they completely ruin every single aspect of Halo, ever.

And the Boltshot, it seriously needs to be buffed because it doesn’t one shot people from 300 miles as a loadout weapon.

and the Boltshot needs to be nerfed because I hate how when I ignore my surroundings and run into a room blind, I get killed by the better prepared guy. Come one, that shouldn’t happen, I should get a free kill for playing like a fool.

Reach was a WAY better game than this, I could push a button and literally make you waste your entire magazine trying to kill me, then I would turn around and get a free kill. Why isn’t Halo 4 more like Reach?

In case you couldn’t tell, this was a Satire on the Waypoint Forums.

Also, Catgirls for Life.

NekoYuri 2013

Ok…

“Call the asylum!”

> I mean, seriously, what the heck… This game has Pixels, you can swing your arm, there is grass and dirt and rock and iron…
>
> THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A MINECRAFT CLONE. Why the heck would you guys make a Minecraft clone?
>
> Also, the DMR is WAAAY overpowered it needs to be nerfed…
>
> Also, the DMR is seriously weak, it needs to be buffed…
>
> Oh, and please remove weapon skins, they completely ruin every single aspect of Halo, ever.
>
> And the Boltshot, it seriously needs to be buffed because it doesn’t one shot people from 300 miles as a loadout weapon.
>
> and the Boltshot needs to be nerfed because I hate how when I ignore my surroundings and run into a room blind, I get killed by the better prepared guy. Come one, that shouldn’t happen, I should get a free kill for playing like a fool.
>
>
> Reach was a WAY better game than this, I could push a button and literally make you waste your entire magazine trying to kill me, then I would turn around and get a free kill. Why isn’t Halo 4 more like Reach?
>
>
>
> In case you couldn’t tell, this was a Satire on the Waypoint Forums.
>
> Also, Catgirls for Life.
>
> NekoYuri 2013

HAH! Also, I understood that last bit you bad, bad man.

The forums are already a satire of themselves. Not sure what this is meant to accomplish.

Although… Halo Minecraft… hmm…

> I mean, seriously, what the heck… This game has Pixels, you can swing your arm, there is grass and dirt and rock and iron…
>
> THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A MINECRAFT CLONE. Why the heck would you guys make a Minecraft clone?
>
> Also, the DMR is WAAAY overpowered it needs to be nerfed…
>
> Also, the DMR is seriously weak, it needs to be buffed…
>
> Oh, and please remove weapon skins, they completely ruin every single aspect of Halo, ever.
>
> And the Boltshot, it seriously needs to be buffed because it doesn’t one shot people from 300 miles as a loadout weapon.
>
> and the Boltshot needs to be nerfed because I hate how when I ignore my surroundings and run into a room blind, I get killed by the better prepared guy. Come one, that shouldn’t happen, I should get a free kill for playing like a fool.
>
>
> Reach was a WAY better game than this, I could push a button and literally make you waste your entire magazine trying to kill me, then I would turn around and get a free kill. Why isn’t Halo 4 more like Reach?
>
>
>
> In case you couldn’t tell, this was a Satire on the Waypoint Forums.
>
> Also, Catgirls for Life.
>
> NekoYuri 2013

0/10

Wait wat is this I don’t even…

“Also, Catgirls for Life.”

Thats the only part I liked…and had dirty thoughts on :stuck_out_tongue:

While I appreciate good satire… let’s not rile up the masses. Thanks.