What is your favorite Red vs Blue quote?
- I’ve engaged the enemy for a small courtship of blood! -Sarge
When Church first sees Tucker’s Elite child:
“…It’s…I can’t…”
and later when it interrupts in the middle of Church and Doc talking
[growls]
“shut up youre disgusting.”
“Time line? Time isn’t made of lines! It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round.” -Caboose
“I have half a mind to kill you and the other half agrees.” - Church
“I think it would be ironic if everything was made from iron” -Caboose
“It’s important to keep consistency in your stats, then I can stab Griff in the face and it won’t hurt my stats” -Sarge
“That was the worst throw ever… Of all time”- Wash
“The only language I speak is American”- Tucker
“What? It bounces… This is the worst gun ever… Of a-” - Wash
“Leadership isn’t about firing bullets and stabbing people, Church. Leadership is about telling others to fire bullets and stab people.”- Doc
Sarge- What do you see!?
Caboose- There are some walls…and some ceilings…no wait…just one ceiling.
“Die. In. a fire.”-Tucker
Caboose: Why don’t we ask it a question only a computer would know…
Church: Like what?
Caboose: Like, what’s 9x8?
The Blues: 72,
Caboose: Oh My God it’s spreading!
XD
Take a chill, or better yet, one of them chill strips, just slide it on your tongue and chill… - Vic
Caboose: church did you miss me!?
Church: fires sniper rifle F&ck I missed him!
Caboose: I knew you did!
I got a -Yoink!- from murder! - Sarge
“shotgun” (sarge)