Attention men (and other lesser life forms…joking, get it? Jokes…ahhhahaha? No, well then -blam!- you),
If nothing brings more joy to your heart than having a blast in Reach, T-bagging the enemy a ridiculous amount of times, and claiming domination over your puny rivals.
THEN. KEEP. READING.
The Rundown.
My group, the Unyielding Citadel, is hosting this xxXXMLGXXxx tournament to give the most worthy team the title of extreme -Yoink- kicker.
AND IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE AN -Yoink- KICKER. THEN -Yoink-.**
This event is open to anyone. And I mean…anyone.
The good. The bad. And the ugly.
You have 2 weeks to divide yourselves into groups of 4 for this event.
I’m guessing you want to know what kind of event is worthy of the title, extreme -Yoink- kicker?
Basically, this whole event is a time where everyone can kick back and have a bit of fun. A relaxed tournament where anyone, and I mean anyone, has a shot at winning. Let your hidden talents come forth.
All you need to do is grab a team of 4 friends. They can be from in the Citadel or outside of it. They can be Mexicans, Iranians, Serbians, Russians, Tryhards, Casuals…Anyone is welcome to join.
What to expect:
Gametypes are based on completing objectives and will include:
1.)Death Race
2.)Hockey
3.)Marathon Man
4.)Banshee Dogfights
5.)BlargBall
6.)4v4v4v4 Objective Battles
And much much more.
Deadline for teams is February 5 (Next Sunday).
Your prize is the eternal glory of kicking online -Yoink- in this incredibly difficult event. And rubbing your virtual T-Bagging nuts in the face of some poor, lonely individual who will cry himself to sleep for the rest of his life over his defeat.
SO TELL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT. TELL PEOPLE YOU HATE ABOUT IT. AND IF YOU HAVE NONE OF THOSE, TELL YOUR MOM ABOUT IT. I DON’T CARE.
JUST:
Save this thread and make sure you check back for any updates as the deadline draws to an end. Gametypes, maps, and scheduling information will be posted in the near future. Teams will be posted after deadline has past.
So take a break from the usual line up. Have a bit of fun for once!
-Aqua
