Badly Describing Halo's Lore

Halo’s lore is deep and expansive, spanning galaxies and millennia. It fleshes out characters and can offer a greater understanding of the narrative. It is what makes the Halo universe so fascinating. However, some things may get lost in translation.
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“The Human-Covenant War started when Jackals stole watermelons”. 2524 NEVER FORGET.Shocking, but now you try.

Oh dear, oh dear. Darn jackals stealing everything.

Here is my go

Religious leaders urge genocide after the watermelon incident

Forgive me if I get a few details wrong here

Halo is a pretty cool guy Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.

When Jackals stole Watermelons,we wanted to punish humans for jacakls stealing their watermelons.

Okay, my turn.

Worker rebellion begins after neighbors pollute their drugs. Government resorts to genocide to quell the strike.

A religious group want end all life in the galaxy by using giant space onion rings