“IT’S THE BEST IDEA SINCE UNDERWEAR!” Super Punch. The new armor ability for Spartans. Have an elite that questioned your skills, personal hygiene, and/or ancestry? Use Super Punch to blast that ugly mother-Yoink-er out of the space time continuum. Call 1-800–Yoink–YRSF today, and buy the Super Punch on sale for over 9000 payments of $400,000. Warning, individual charge only lasts for twelve seconds. As a bonus: Knee guards. Stay an adventurer longer by protecting yourself from arrows to the knees.
(just thought this was funny and i wont be surprised if this gets locked)
U̠̲̜̓͋̊ͮͬ͆N͔̹͔̞͍̽͌D͕̣̱̏E̜̻̩̊͐̿R̘̙̦̟̰̟ͩW̟̥͇̫̻̽ͬͭ̒̊͢ͅE͂̉͋ͨA̪̟̼̗̦R͉̩̫̜ͤͧ̒
3̬̮̻͈̔ͣͭͥͣ4͇͖̥͕̲͐̽ͭͭį̮̑̅̐̆õ̳̠̥̼̓ͣ͐̈̈́h̉͊͂ͅḡ͈̟̜̠f̡̮̫ͦ͒̍̇̚iͭ̒̐̆̅̇͏̰̪u̝͉͍̔̊̈́͊̀̚4̦̬̱̱͖̗̪r͓͚̯̯͌h̘̣̠̆ͫ͂́ͧ̉g̤͇̒̊́i̒̇͜u̥̝̼͇ͣ̓̔̀3̫̗̹̥̝̟̈́̏̍r̴͑ͤ̑̽̃̂̔h̳̘ͤ́ͅg̠̣͕ͨ͗ͣ͑̄̋ͧĩ̖̥̀́͐ͥͯ̀u̡͑̏͒͂̊r͖̻̥͙̕h̗̺̖̓̄̽ͣ̑͑̓͢ģ̖͈͉̫͓ͮ͆͛̅ͅi̴̜͍͔͕̗̳ũ͖̪̖̬̖e̫͖̖̻͎͚͓͊ͬ͌ͩr͉̞̙̈́̑̔͂
̫̂̄̄͞r̭͚̈́͒͆͒ͮͬo̢͓̬̟̘̱͆̾̍g̮̘̾̌͡n̗̭̟͒̏r̿͊̚҉͙è̟̾̌͂͒̊̅ĭ҉̭͍̪̱͕g͎̳̙͈̻̯ͥ̈̒ͫe̙̫̳̝̩̓̽r̭̗͓̻͔̩̹ͣͤͤͪ͝i͚͓͂͊g̹̹̦ḫ͔̼̳̻ͮͮ͢ͅi̭̠̪̗e̼̱ͬr̷͙̩͖̪̬̊̒h̡͇̤͊ͣͭ̎͑̈́͊g̳̯i͎̦̜̞̒̆̍̆̎͐̀̚ͅ
̪̯ęr̭͙̖͎̟̳ͭg̭̪̹͍̩̬̒h̸̘̩̪̞̞͋e͚͚̘ͥ̓̆̇̀ŕ̻̞͇̒ͬͦg̬͓̐́ͨ̐͟h̨e̷̬̺̲͇̳̜͚͑ͧ͐r̠̟̗͎͙̎ͯͅg̙̯͔͋ͤ̐̿͠h̸̲̲̭̼͍͙͕͌͆͌ͦr͉̗͍̲̪̉ͭͥ͗̏ͨ̚ͅḙ̵̝͕̜̀ͬi͎̝̫̱͖͒͗́ͥg̞͚͕̬̖͇ͤ̂h̟̙̻̫̥͍̳̔ͯ́
̈͂ͤ̄ͬ̐ͫe̙̞̔ͫ̎r̳̼̲ͬ̾ͮ̾o̬̲̣̰͚̩̲ͧ̈̋̓̚g͇̘̦̝͐͋̊͒͊̇̔í̖̭̲ͩ͋̇͜j̞͔̜͖̺̜̭̋ͥͤ͛̌̋ȩ̗͎̲͚͓̣̋́r̰̈̃̈̔͘i̳̤ō̦̻̜͕͉͂͂͂̾g̨̫̤ͩͨͧ̍̈́̂j̸̻̬̭̉o̅̔̑ͪ̒͒̐͘e̖̝̬̓i̳̜͓̓̑̌̍ͭ͊r̘̄ͭ̀̈̈ĝ̴̖̙͕̘̑̐j̜̫̠͍͇ͨe͎̲̻̖̚͠g̰̪͙ͩj͚̐̾ͦͅ
̜͕̥̗̳͉̺ͤ͂C̷͚͉͇̹̣ͮ́͆̂̾Ų͒͑̇͊R̩͍̩̫̦̭̀ͮS̖̯̰͙͖̈̅ͯ̉ͩͪͤE͖͕ͩͤ͛̐̃ͯ͢
I actually found this on a youtube vid like 3 years ago so i posted it to see what people reactions were
> U̠̲̜̓͋̊ͮͬ͆N͔̹͔̞͍̽͌D͕̣̱̏E̜̻̩̊͐̿R̘̙̦̟̰̟ͩW̟̥͇̫̻̽ͬͭ̒̊͢ͅE͂̉͋ͨA̪̟̼̗̦R͉̩̫̜ͤͧ̒
> 3̬̮̻͈̔ͣͭͥͣ4͇͖̥͕̲͐̽ͭͭį̮̑̅̐̆õ̳̠̥̼̓ͣ͐̈̈́h̉͊͂ͅḡ͈̟̜̠f̡̮̫ͦ͒̍̇̚iͭ̒̐̆̅̇͏̰̪u̝͉͍̔̊̈́͊̀̚4̦̬̱̱͖̗̪r͓͚̯̯͌h̘̣̠̆ͫ͂́ͧ̉g̤͇̒̊́i̒̇͜u̥̝̼͇ͣ̓̔̀3̫̗̹̥̝̟̈́̏̍r̴͑ͤ̑̽̃̂̔h̳̘ͤ́ͅg̠̣͕ͨ͗ͣ͑̄̋ͧĩ̖̥̀́͐ͥͯ̀u̡͑̏͒͂̊r͖̻̥͙̕h̗̺̖̓̄̽ͣ̑͑̓͢ģ̖͈͉̫͓ͮ͆͛̅ͅi̴̜͍͔͕̗̳ũ͖̪̖̬̖e̫͖̖̻͎͚͓͊ͬ͌ͩr͉̞̙̈́̑̔͂
> ̫̂̄̄͞r̭͚̈́͒͆͒ͮͬo̢͓̬̟̘̱͆̾̍g̮̘̾̌͡n̗̭̟͒̏r̿͊̚҉͙è̟̾̌͂͒̊̅ĭ҉̭͍̪̱͕g͎̳̙͈̻̯ͥ̈̒ͫe̙̫̳̝̩̓̽r̭̗͓̻͔̩̹ͣͤͤͪ͝i͚͓͂͊g̹̹̦ḫ͔̼̳̻ͮͮ͢ͅi̭̠̪̗e̼̱ͬr̷͙̩͖̪̬̊̒h̡͇̤͊ͣͭ̎͑̈́͊g̳̯i͎̦̜̞̒̆̍̆̎͐̀̚ͅ
> ̪̯ęr̭͙̖͎̟̳ͭg̭̪̹͍̩̬̒h̸̘̩̪̞̞͋e͚͚̘ͥ̓̆̇̀ŕ̻̞͇̒ͬͦg̬͓̐́ͨ̐͟h̨e̷̬̺̲͇̳̜͚͑ͧ͐r̠̟̗͎͙̎ͯͅg̙̯͔͋ͤ̐̿͠h̸̲̲̭̼͍͙͕͌͆͌ͦr͉̗͍̲̪̉ͭͥ͗̏ͨ̚ͅḙ̵̝͕̜̀ͬi͎̝̫̱͖͒͗́ͥg̞͚͕̬̖͇ͤ̂h̟̙̻̫̥͍̳̔ͯ́
> ̈͂ͤ̄ͬ̐ͫe̙̞̔ͫ̎r̳̼̲ͬ̾ͮ̾o̬̲̣̰͚̩̲ͧ̈̋̓̚g͇̘̦̝͐͋̊͒͊̇̔í̖̭̲ͩ͋̇͜j̞͔̜͖̺̜̭̋ͥͤ͛̌̋ȩ̗͎̲͚͓̣̋́r̰̈̃̈̔͘i̳̤ō̦̻̜͕͉͂͂͂̾g̨̫̤ͩͨͧ̍̈́̂j̸̻̬̭̉o̅̔̑ͪ̒͒̐͘e̖̝̬̓i̳̜͓̓̑̌̍ͭ͊r̘̄ͭ̀̈̈ĝ̴̖̙͕̘̑̐j̜̫̠͍͇ͨe͎̲̻̖̚͠g̰̪͙ͩj͚̐̾ͦͅ
> ̜͕̥̗̳͉̺ͤ͂C̷͚͉͇̹̣ͮ́͆̂̾Ų͒͑̇͊R̩͍̩̫̦̭̀ͮS̖̯̰͙͖̈̅ͯ̉ͩͪͤE͖͕ͩͤ͛̐̃ͯ͢
OH god what have I started…
> U̠̲̜̓͋̊ͮͬ͆N͔̹͔̞͍̽͌D͕̣̱̏E̜̻̩̊͐̿R̘̙̦̟̰̟ͩW̟̥͇̫̻̽ͬͭ̒̊͢ͅE͂̉͋ͨA̪̟̼̗̦R͉̩̫̜ͤͧ̒
> 3̬̮̻͈̔ͣͭͥͣ4͇͖̥͕̲͐̽ͭͭį̮̑̅̐̆õ̳̠̥̼̓ͣ͐̈̈́h̉͊͂ͅḡ͈̟̜̠f̡̮̫ͦ͒̍̇̚iͭ̒̐̆̅̇͏̰̪u̝͉͍̔̊̈́͊̀̚4̦̬̱̱͖̗̪r͓͚̯̯͌h̘̣̠̆ͫ͂́ͧ̉g̤͇̒̊́i̒̇͜u̥̝̼͇ͣ̓̔̀3̫̗̹̥̝̟̈́̏̍r̴͑ͤ̑̽̃̂̔h̳̘ͤ́ͅg̠̣͕ͨ͗ͣ͑̄̋ͧĩ̖̥̀́͐ͥͯ̀u̡͑̏͒͂̊r͖̻̥͙̕h̗̺̖̓̄̽ͣ̑͑̓͢ģ̖͈͉̫͓ͮ͆͛̅ͅi̴̜͍͔͕̗̳ũ͖̪̖̬̖e̫͖̖̻͎͚͓͊ͬ͌ͩr͉̞̙̈́̑̔͂
> ̫̂̄̄͞r̭͚̈́͒͆͒ͮͬo̢͓̬̟̘̱͆̾̍g̮̘̾̌͡n̗̭̟͒̏r̿͊̚҉͙è̟̾̌͂͒̊̅ĭ҉̭͍̪̱͕g͎̳̙͈̻̯ͥ̈̒ͫe̙̫̳̝̩̓̽r̭̗͓̻͔̩̹ͣͤͤͪ͝i͚͓͂͊g̹̹̦ḫ͔̼̳̻ͮͮ͢ͅi̭̠̪̗e̼̱ͬr̷͙̩͖̪̬̊̒h̡͇̤͊ͣͭ̎͑̈́͊g̳̯i͎̦̜̞̒̆̍̆̎͐̀̚ͅ
> ̪̯ęr̭͙̖͎̟̳ͭg̭̪̹͍̩̬̒h̸̘̩̪̞̞͋e͚͚̘ͥ̓̆̇̀ŕ̻̞͇̒ͬͦg̬͓̐́ͨ̐͟h̨e̷̬̺̲͇̳̜͚͑ͧ͐r̠̟̗͎͙̎ͯͅg̙̯͔͋ͤ̐̿͠h̸̲̲̭̼͍͙͕͌͆͌ͦr͉̗͍̲̪̉ͭͥ͗̏ͨ̚ͅḙ̵̝͕̜̀ͬi͎̝̫̱͖͒͗́ͥg̞͚͕̬̖͇ͤ̂h̟̙̻̫̥͍̳̔ͯ́
> ̈͂ͤ̄ͬ̐ͫe̙̞̔ͫ̎r̳̼̲ͬ̾ͮ̾o̬̲̣̰͚̩̲ͧ̈̋̓̚g͇̘̦̝͐͋̊͒͊̇̔í̖̭̲ͩ͋̇͜j̞͔̜͖̺̜̭̋ͥͤ͛̌̋ȩ̗͎̲͚͓̣̋́r̰̈̃̈̔͘i̳̤ō̦̻̜͕͉͂͂͂̾g̨̫̤ͩͨͧ̍̈́̂j̸̻̬̭̉o̅̔̑ͪ̒͒̐͘e̖̝̬̓i̳̜͓̓̑̌̍ͭ͊r̘̄ͭ̀̈̈ĝ̴̖̙͕̘̑̐j̜̫̠͍͇ͨe͎̲̻̖̚͠g̰̪͙ͩj͚̐̾ͦͅ
> ̜͕̥̗̳͉̺ͤ͂C̷͚͉͇̹̣ͮ́͆̂̾Ų͒͑̇͊R̩͍̩̫̦̭̀ͮS̖̯̰͙͖̈̅ͯ̉ͩͪͤE͖͕ͩͤ͛̐̃ͯ͢
Something is happening to the matrix…they’ve changed something…
Ya know, this actually amused me. Lol.