Automatic f***ing pickup.

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Automatic -Yoinking!- pickup.
AUTOMATIC -YOINK!- PICKUP.
AUTOMATIC. -YOINK!-. PICKUP.

WHO’S GREAT -Yoinking!- IDEA WAS THIS?!

SCENARIO:

OH, I’M UNLOADING BR ROUNDS INTO SOME LOSER SEVERAL YARDS AWAY!

-Your team lost the ball!-

MY TEAM IS DYING ALL AROUND ME, IT’S JUST ME AND THIS GUY NOW, GOTTA STAY STRONG AND GET THIS TRIPLE KILL!

OH HEY IS THAT A -Yoinking!- ODDBALL ON THE GROUND? AT MY FEET? THAT I DIDN’T EVEN LOOK AT? LET ME JUST -Yoinking!- DROP EVERYTHING I WAS DOING, PICK UP THIS -Yoinking!- BALL, AND HELPLESSLY SWING AT MY ENEMY WHO HAS BY NOW ALREADY KILLED ME AND PICKED UP THE BALL, CARRYING IT AWAY FROM MY LIFELESS, SHAMEFUL, AND ANGRY CORPSE! BECAUSE LIKE ANY DECENT GAMER ON ANY GAME THAT DOESN’T HAVE AUTOMATIC PICKUP, I WOULD OBVIOUSLY CHOOSE TO PICK UP THE BALL INSTEAD OF SHOOTING MY ENEMY!

HOLY -Yoink- I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW

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Cool story kid, you’ll win a Pulitzer Prize with that riveting tale you got there.

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Waste of space…

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> Cool story kid, you’ll win a Pulitzer Prize with that riveting tale you got there.

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EXCELLENT SH*TPOST KID, YOU’LL DEFINITELY CREATE GREAT ARGUMENTS BASED ON COPYPASTA

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Look at the pipes on this one, so your saying because you failed to kill someone, they killed you, sounds like a fairy tale to me.

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If you would like to make a more constructive thread, then go ahead, but rage threads like this will accomplish nothing and aren’t good for any form of discussion