> 2535437497517606;400:
> > 2533274857640962;399:
> > Good god, no please. I don’t want those in any Halo ever again, they just felt kinda childish, especially since MP is now canon.
> >
> > I loved the realism and grittiness of Reach, but then they had a bunch of armor effects that just kinda threw all that out the window, and if you didn’t like them, you couldn’t turn other peoples’ off, either.
>
> So you think halo 5 isn’t childish??? It’s rated t !!! And pizza skins aren’t childish either? There isn’t any blood in the game or anything remotely serious so you can’t call halo armor effects is halo reach childish when the very game you lust over is the definition of childish. Halo 5 is the most childish and unrealistic halo to date. Making multiplayer canon is the literally rips the heart and soul out of halo, amongst other things.
“Please! No hurt! Me like Elites! Brutes stinky bad bad!” -Halo 2
such adult. much mature
“We went to Nipple Academy together!” -Halo 3
many intellectual. mucho depth.
Halo has always had childish humor in it. I was in my 20s in the older games released, I remember rather well. There was never a point where “it was part of my childhood and now it’s changed, blasphemy!” (like with Star Wars), I was with it, with an adult perspective the whole time. Admittedly, 343 and Bungie have different senses of humor (Bungie’s a bit more subtle). The games were never mature. The only reason they were rated that way is because they rate games a lot harsher than they do films thanks to scapegoating (“violent behavior linked to video games” nonsense) especially in the late 90s and early 2000s. Hell, when I was growing up, children’s movies were full of death, violence, swearing, innuendo, smoking … go back and watch kids movies from the 80s. They’re rough, man. lol
And multiplayer being canon doesn’t “literally” rip the heart out of Halo because Halo doesn’t have a literal heart. I don’t how that would work, if that would be legal, or where Microsoft would get an actual (I’m assuming human) organ made of tissue, ventricles, valves, etc., that pump blood through … what? Video game code? “Literally” doesn’t mean what you think it means. It has heart … figuratively. The opposite of literal. You’re saying the opposite of what you mean. That’s silly. That’s a silly thing to do. (sorry, Grammar Police, here.)