I mean, Ripa is known for his short temper, so why isn’t he threatening to kill, or actually killing, anyone when you lose? Here’s an excellent idea: When you lose, he screams in Sangheili-like outrage, then you hear some energy sword stabbing and squealing grunts in the background, then he says, “RRRRAAGGHHH! Your primitive tactics have destroyed our fleet!” Now ya’ll might be saying that’ll just make the loser feel worse, but trust me, this is way better than when, as Anders, you get crushed by lvl 50 rushers for the 20th time and she says “We lost, we won. It’s the LAW OF AVERAGES!”
Thanks for reading, and have a nice day!
Also, as anyone that has taken college stats can tell you, there is no Law of Averages, the closest actual principle is called the law of large numbers. Come on professor.
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> I mean, Ripa is known for his short temper, so why isn’t he threatening to kill, or actually killing, anyone when you lose? Here’s an excellent idea: When you lose, he screams in Sangheili-like outrage, then you hear some energy sword stabbing and squealing grunts in the background, then he says, “RRRRAAGGHHH! Your primitive tactics have destroyed our fleet!” Now ya’ll might be saying that’ll just make the loser feel worse, but trust me, this is way better than when, as Anders, you get crushed by lvl 50 rushers and she says “We lost, we won. It’s the LAW OF AVAERAGES!”
> Thanks for reading, and have a nice day!
Decimus still has the funniest. “Send me a Grunt, I need to kick something…HAAAARD!”
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> Also, as anyone that has taken college stats can tell you, there is no Law of Averages, the closest actual principle is called the law of large numbers. Come on professor.
That’s a heavy burn, dude 
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> > Also, as anyone that has taken college stats can tell you, there is no Law of Averages, the closest actual principle is called the law of large numbers. Come on professor.
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> That’s a heavy burn, dude
Sorry, I really let my nerd show for a second
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> > > Also, as anyone that has taken college stats can tell you, there is no Law of Averages, the closest actual principle is called the law of large numbers. Come on professor.
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> > That’s a heavy burn, dude
>
> Sorry, I really let my nerd show for a second
If what your saying is true, then Anders should be the one apologizing! To ME!
Going to be honest, I’d laugh so hard if I just heard the Arbiter stab someone and just hear “RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH” when he loses. I think that would be the Elite from Halo: Reach.
YOU LOST THE POWER CORE 1,000 TORMENTS UPON YOU!
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> I mean, Ripa is known for his short temper, so why isn’t he threatening to kill, or actually killing, anyone when you lose? Here’s an excellent idea: When you lose, he screams in Sangheili-like outrage, then you hear some energy sword stabbing and squealing grunts in the background, then he says, “RRRRAAGGHHH! Your primitive tactics have destroyed our fleet!” Now ya’ll might be saying that’ll just make the loser feel worse, but trust me, this is way better than when, as Anders, you get crushed by lvl 50 rushers for the 20th time and she says “We lost, we won. It’s the LAW OF AVERAGES!”
> Thanks for reading, and have a nice day!
in the first game, he said “dead, they’re dead” i miss that
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> > I mean, Ripa is known for his short temper, so why isn’t he threatening to kill, or actually killing, anyone when you lose? Here’s an excellent idea: When you lose, he screams in Sangheili-like outrage, then you hear some energy sword stabbing and squealing grunts in the background, then he says, “RRRRAAGGHHH! Your primitive tactics have destroyed our fleet!” Now ya’ll might be saying that’ll just make the loser feel worse, but trust me, this is way better than when, as Anders, you get crushed by lvl 50 rushers for the 20th time and she says “We lost, we won. It’s the LAW OF AVERAGES!”
> > Thanks for reading, and have a nice day!
>
> in the first game, he said “dead, they’re dead” i miss that
When did he say that?
That law of average thing angers me every time I hear it because that “law” is so bs
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> > > I mean, Ripa is known for his short temper, so why isn’t he threatening to kill, or actually killing, anyone when you lose? Here’s an excellent idea: When you lose, he screams in Sangheili-like outrage, then you hear some energy sword stabbing and squealing grunts in the background, then he says, “RRRRAAGGHHH! Your primitive tactics have destroyed our fleet!” Now ya’ll might be saying that’ll just make the loser feel worse, but trust me, this is way better than when, as Anders, you get crushed by lvl 50 rushers for the 20th time and she says “We lost, we won. It’s the LAW OF AVERAGES!”
> > > Thanks for reading, and have a nice day!
> >
> > in the first game, he said “dead, they’re dead” i miss that
>
> When did he say that?
halo wars
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> > > > I mean, Ripa is known for his short temper, so why isn’t he threatening to kill, or actually killing, anyone when you lose? Here’s an excellent idea: When you lose, he screams in Sangheili-like outrage, then you hear some energy sword stabbing and squealing grunts in the background, then he says, “RRRRAAGGHHH! Your primitive tactics have destroyed our fleet!” Now ya’ll might be saying that’ll just make the loser feel worse, but trust me, this is way better than when, as Anders, you get crushed by lvl 50 rushers for the 20th time and she says “We lost, we won. It’s the LAW OF AVERAGES!”
> > > > Thanks for reading, and have a nice day!
> > >
> > > in the first game, he said “dead, they’re dead” i miss that
> >
> > When did he say that?
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> halo wars
I know that, but when? Gameplay? Cutscene?
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> > > > > I mean, Ripa is known for his short temper, so why isn’t he threatening to kill, or actually killing, anyone when you lose? Here’s an excellent idea: When you lose, he screams in Sangheili-like outrage, then you hear some energy sword stabbing and squealing grunts in the background, then he says, “RRRRAAGGHHH! Your primitive tactics have destroyed our fleet!” Now ya’ll might be saying that’ll just make the loser feel worse, but trust me, this is way better than when, as Anders, you get crushed by lvl 50 rushers for the 20th time and she says “We lost, we won. It’s the LAW OF AVERAGES!”
> > > > > Thanks for reading, and have a nice day!
> > > >
> > > > in the first game, he said “dead, they’re dead” i miss that
> > >
> > > When did he say that?
> >
> > halo wars
>
> I know that, but when? Gameplay? Cutscene?
I know and gameplay
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> > I mean, Ripa is known for his short temper, so why isn’t he threatening to kill, or actually killing, anyone when you lose? Here’s an excellent idea: When you lose, he screams in Sangheili-like outrage, then you hear some energy sword stabbing and squealing grunts in the background, then he says, “RRRRAAGGHHH! Your primitive tactics have destroyed our fleet!” Now ya’ll might be saying that’ll just make the loser feel worse, but trust me, this is way better than when, as Anders, you get crushed by lvl 50 rushers and she says “We lost, we won. It’s the LAW OF AVAERAGES!”
> > Thanks for reading, and have a nice day!
>
> Decimus still has the funniest. “Send me a Grunt, I need to kick something…HAAAARD!”
I never heard him say that lol
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> > > I mean, Ripa is known for his short temper, so why isn’t he threatening to kill, or actually killing, anyone when you lose? Here’s an excellent idea: When you lose, he screams in Sangheili-like outrage, then you hear some energy sword stabbing and squealing grunts in the background, then he says, “RRRRAAGGHHH! Your primitive tactics have destroyed our fleet!” Now ya’ll might be saying that’ll just make the loser feel worse, but trust me, this is way better than when, as Anders, you get crushed by lvl 50 rushers and she says “We lost, we won. It’s the LAW OF AVAERAGES!”
> > > Thanks for reading, and have a nice day!
> >
> > Decimus still has the funniest. “Send me a Grunt, I need to kick something…HAAAARD!”
>
> I never heard him say that lol
Lose with him on Blitz.