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I was strolling through some old threads and happened to find a post stating “Arby is love, Arby is life”. I was rotfl, but then started imagining. Can you imagine little John pre-kidnapping encountering Thel 'Vadam like this? XD
“I was only 6 years old when it happened…”
(Someone can continue if you want)
Oh dear God.
Oh Dear God No please don’t make Shrek is Love video with the Arbiter.
What is going on here?
Were it so easy…
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I can see it now… Master Chief getting butt -Yoinked!- by the Arbiter and the Arbiter let’s out a loud roar and fills up Chiefs butt hole to the brim with his hot squid faced love…
Oh man… It’s gonna happen. Somebody will make a video now. Yup yup.
okkk…
Enough internet for today.
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> I can see it now… Master Chief getting butt -Yoinked!- by the Arbiter and the Arbiter let’s out a loud roar and fills up Chiefs butt hole to the brim with his hot squid faced love…
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> Oh man… It’s gonna happen. Somebody will make a video now. Yup yup.
I so badly wish that I could unread your post.
Yeah uh, can we get a Thread Locke here?
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>I was only 6 years old
>I loved Arby so much, I had all the REQ packs and armor sets
>I pray to the Arbiter every night, thanking him for the augmentations I have been given
>“Arbiter is love” I say. “Arbiter is life”
>Dr Halsey hears me and calls me an Unggoy
>I knew she was just jealous of my devotion for the Arbiter
>I called her a war criminal
>She slaps me and sends me to boot camp
>I’m training now and my face hurts
>I lay in a trench and its really cold
>A warmth is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>Its Thel
>I am so happy
>He whispers in to ear, “this is my CSO-class supercarrier”
>He grabs me with his powerful Sangheili hands and puts me on my hands and knees
>I’m ready
>I spread my MJOLNIR armor for Arby
>He stabs me with his Prophet’s Bane
>It hurts so much but I do it for Thel
>I can feel my armor tearing as my shields start to drain
>I push against his force
>I want to please the Arbiter
>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my armor with his plasma
>Senior Chief Petty Officer Franklin Mendez walks in
>Thel looks him straight in the eye and says. “Wort, wort, wort”
>Thel leaves through the teleportation grid
>Arbiter is love, Arbiter is life
oops.