Anyone REALLY good with photoshop?? Adobe?

Hello, I am the Chancellor of the UCAF. We are a highly militarized and extremely disciplined clan. And we are in need of people who are experienced and/or professional in Adobe Photoshop, Soundbooth, and after effects. You do not have to know all of them, just be really good in one of them. You have to be willing to join the clan, we will not take freelancers. You will also go through our boot camp and training for what you will be doing. Your job will go further than just computer work. I will explain THAT after you pass boot camp and go to your training. We need people that are good with these things. You must be loyal and highly dedicated. Leave your gamertag below with what you can do and how you can help. I will contact you. Or contact ZeALoTT on xbox Live. Thank you. Your help will be appreciated.