Now that I have lost interest in Halo, I seem to be hearing more of what my girlfriend says… Is anyone else having similar problems? Maybe 343 can release a patch to fix this too…or will I have to wait “X” amount of time for repairs to be made like in MCC???
Its nice to see a humorous thread for a change. My short story. My wife HATES my gaming habit. So much so that I can not play at all when she is at home. I can only play weekends when she works. So you can laugh at me if you want. haha.
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> Its nice to see a humorous thread for a change. My short story. My wife HATES my gaming habit. So much so that I can not play at all when she is at home. I can only play weekends when she works. So you can laugh at me if you want. haha.
Hahahaha, one night when you’re doing the funky monkey in bed, be all sensual and blindfold her. Then play a game while it is muted and just talk dirty to her 
See how long you get away with it until you get slapped xP
Girlfriends come and go, but Halo will always be there.
I don’t really know if that’s a joke or not.
my wife says i get “mean” after i play Arena for a few hours
i tried muting her but i think the function is broken, ill have to message Microsoft about this.
My fiancé is cool. She knows Halo means I am occupied for at least a month. Also, she just found all the episodes of Sons of Anarchy. She will be busy for a little while.
My GF doesn’t talk much when she’s wrapped around my controller. #ForeverAlone
What exactly is that “girlfriend” thing you talk about?
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> My GF doesn’t talk much when she’s wrapped around my controller. #ForeverAlone
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yes! Thank you!
I can say that I’ve had a 7 way, Rosy Palm, her 5 sisters and me. (In the wise words of Tucker “Bom chika wow wow!”)
Girlfriend? I’m not sure I know about that mode… -Yoink!-.
I usually let my GF control the sticks, and buttons… my GF is my hand.
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> Girlfriend? I’m not sure I know about that mode… -Yoink!-.
Its kinda like Strongholds…but you always lose
Lol man!
Christmash is around the corner, try to buy her a 3DS, she will instantly leave you play more Halo LOL
I literally had a conversation with the girl I’m talking to last night about falling off the face of the earth. Blamed it on work, ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Yes I am having problems with my GF and my wife.
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> I literally had a conversation with the girl I’m talking to last night about falling off the face of the earth. Blamed it on work, ¯_(ツ)_/¯
You sly dog you…
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> Its nice to see a humorous thread for a change. My short story. My wife HATES my gaming habit. So much so that I can not play at all when she is at home. I can only play weekends when she works. So you can laugh at me if you want. haha.
Sad state of affairs. Any significant other that can’t even simply tolerate what you enjoy is less than acceptable.
I’ve found, as a normal human being, that if someone I love enjoys something I’m not fond of or don’t like, I begin to like or understand that thing myself, or at least appreciate their enjoyment in it.
Of course, this is all as long as they aren’t being hurt by it, in the cases of something like overusing alcohol or drugs.
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> > I literally had a conversation with the girl I’m talking to last night about falling off the face of the earth. Blamed it on work, ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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> You sly dog you…
in the announcers voice DISTRACTION
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> Girlfriends come and go, but Halo will always be there.
The truth has been spoken. Halo has outlasted all of my gf’s.
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> Its nice to see a humorous thread for a change. My short story. My wife HATES my gaming habit. So much so that I can not play at all when she is at home. I can only play weekends when she works. So you can laugh at me if you want. haha.
I bought mine her own XBone, now she leaves me alone. Well, expect for the occasional nag to play co-op but that’s usually welcomed. 10/10, would recommend.